Perhaps this is an indictment on my own personal algorithms but OnlyFans model, Bonnie Blue, is consistently in the internet news cycle, in a way no other porn actress really has been in my lifetime. Like, there are celebs with leaked sex tapes or strippers turned generic “my pussy so wet” rappers or whatever it […]
AEW Revolution 2025 was a reminder that if you love wrestling—and I don’t mean you love celebrity cameos and friendship bracelets and nostalgia acts—but you genuinely love the athleticism and psychology of incredible in-ring performers—then this PPV is everything you ever wanted. So let’s give out some AEW Revolution 2025 Awards: The “Stone Cold Steve […]
Breaking: Seattle is sending WR DK Metcalf to the Steelers, sources tell Adam Schefter. Seattle is receiving a second round pick and flipping picks in the sixth and seventh rounds. [image or embed] — ESPN (@espn.com) March 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM The Seattle Seahawks traded wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Pittsburgh Steelers […]
Breaking: Daniel Jones is finalizing a one-year, $14M deal with the Colts, sources told Adam Schefter. Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: spr.ly/618001mnn [image or embed] — ESPN (@espn.com) March 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM What does Daniel Jones bring to the Indianapolis Colts? The 27-year-old QB—coming off 6 straight […]
This current Kansas City Chiefs dynasty is fueled by the blood of Satan. We all already know this. I’m not breaking news with that information. In order to stay at the top, everyone in their orbit must suffer a humiliation ritual to satisfy the devil’s needs. This time, it was rookie wide receiver, Xavier Worthy, […]
It wasn’t that long ago I was HYPED for the Yankees 2025 pitching rotation. They signed 2-time All-Star and World Series Champ, Max Fried, to an 8-year, $218 million deal. The Yankees had such a great rotation, they were letting Marcus Stroman’s phone calls go right to voicemail. That’s over. Pitchers and catchers reported like, […]
Sources: The Giants have splashed again, this time signing Jevon Holland to a 3-year, $45.3M deal in a deal done by Kyle McCarthy and David Mulugheta of Athletes First. This 3 year, $45.3M deal can get up to $46.8M with $30.3M guaranteed. [image or embed] — Ian Rapoport (@rapsheet1.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM […]
Full terms for Sam Darnold: 3 years, $100.5M with $55M guaranteed and $37.5M in Year 1, per Mike Garafolo [image or embed] — Ian Rapoport (@rapsheet1.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM What does Sam Darnold bring to the Seattle Seahawks? After trading Geno Smith to the Las Vegas Raiders, the Seattle Seahawks needed a […]
Druski is the only social media comedian I genuinely find funny. I mean, I’m not entirely sure where his content is, like in full totality. I’ve only consumed his work in 60-second clips from other accounts BUT those 60-second clips were fun. There are over ONE HUNDRED active lawsuits filed against Diddy right now and […]
Haason Reddick has agreed to terms on a 1 year deal for $14mil with $12mil guaranteed with the Buccaneers. Deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus — Ian Rapoport (@rapsheet1.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM What does Haason Reddick bring to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Haason Reddick is coming off the worst season of his career […]
Last season’s Athletic report about Woody Johnson and his insistence that Jets employees address him as “Mr. Ambassador”—and his teenage son making roster-building decisions based on Madden ratings—didn’t inject confidence in me that new general manager, Darren Mougey, will be capable of leading this organization to a championship parade. The 2024 New York Jets had […]
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have to continue competing. As long as they keep getting to the playoffs, a one-game elimination series, they can sneak into a Super Bowl. But the NFC North is taking steroids and Jayden Daniels is the football messiah in Washington. Last season, the Bucs went 10-7—narrowly tip-toeing into the playoffs before […]
We. Are. So. Back. Sort of. After drafting one of the greatest quarterback prospects of his era, signing a bunch of wide receivers he hasn’t met yet because he was jumped in an alley by pass rushers the moment the ball touched his hands—the Chicago Bears went 5-12 last season. Their head coach didn’t seem […]
Coming into Thursday night’s showdown of my favorite basketball team and ESPN’s, the Knicks were 0-8 against the top 4 teams in the NBA—including the Lakers flying into Madison Square Garden and beating them by 16 before they stole Luka from the Mavs. Meanwhile, LA was on a 7-game winning streak with JJ Redick suddenly […]
A DK Metcalf trade soon cometh. On the same day the Seahawks announce the release of 10-year Seahawks legendary receiver, Tyler Lockett—2-time Pro Bowler and 2020 2nd-Team All-Pro, DK Metcalf, has informed Seattle that his watch has ended and he’s ready to move on to greener pastures. You can’t blame Metcalf for wanting to work […]
This is an excerpt from the Let’s Get This Dread Newsletter. Subscribe for the full 2025 Oscars Winners and Losers over on Substack. I watched the 2025 Oscars on Sunday night, well, most of it. The Minnesota Timberwolves and Phoenix Suns game started at 9:30—and by that point, I noticed I hadn’t actually seen any […]
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