We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season. Like, it’s going to be over soon and it feels like it’s only the beginning. Shrug. That’s life. Time marches on. Our bodies decay and the world keeps spinning. That was dark. I have to stop watching the news. Let me chill and make fun of some football […]
The NBA is a league driven by storylines and narratives so let’s talk about the Western Conference storylines we’ll be waterboarded with when the 2023-24 season starts. Here are the 18 biggest Western Conference Storylines heading into the year: 1. LeBron Year 21 LeBron James was drafted in 2003. Tracy McGrady led the league […]
As a lifelong Yankees fan, it typically infuriates me to see any other team from the American League East experience any level of success but the 2023 Baltimore Orioles were special. The 2023 Baltimore Orioles finished with a 101- 61 record. It was the first 100-win season for this franchise since 1980 thanks to a […]
The Minnesota Vikings have lost 4 of their first 5 games this season and with their star wide receiver Justin Jefferson on the injured reserve, it would make sense to start preparing for a Kirk Cousins trade—especially considering this is the final year of his contract. Get some assets and set yourself up for a […]
The New York Giants lost. Again. This time to the Miami Dolphins in Florida. It wasn’t nearly as embarrassing as the Monday night stomping by the Seahawks but Daniel Jones went out with an injury so yea, this might be the final takeaways article of the year. There is truly nothing left to look forward […]
This is the worst part of the WWE calendar. They treat Survivor Series like one of the most important PPVs but the lead-up to that event is always filler nonsense with no real stakes or interesting stories. 2023 WWE Fastlane was fine, I reckon, but it was mostly just another opportunity for Pat McAfee to […]
Last year, Major League Baseball suspended Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer for 324 games for sexually assaulting a woman. He was suspended two full seasons for violating the league’s domestic violence policy. This week, Bauer and his victim settled their case with no money being exchanged. Trevor then posted a video explaining his innocence […]
Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was […]
Last week, it was announced that the XFL and USFL will be merging to form one super-Spring football league. “If the transaction is consummated, the new league will establish best-in-class operations based on the most recent seasons of both leagues,” the leagues said. “This historic combination will anchor professional spring football with substantial capabilities and […]
We’re 5 weeks into the 2023 NFL season and we are witnessing some of the worst football anyone has ever played and there is nothing I love more than terrible football. There is nothing funnier than a quarterback throwing a disgusting interception or a DB getting sonned by a wide receiver. I wanted to put […]
On Monday Night Football, Daniel Jones played like he received a phone call from a blocked number before the game started. The voice on the other end of the phone said he was holding a gun to his parents’ heads and would blow their brains out if he threw a single good pass against the […]
Trevor Lawrence was a perfect 5-star prospect coming out of college. 6-foot-6 with a golden arm and the face of a movie star(‘s stunt double). When he arrived at Clemson, all he did was win football games. He was the National Champion. Player of the Year. All of those little accolades. In 2021, the Jacksonville […]
Charlotte Hornets big man, Kai Jones, has spent his offseason being a straight-up weirdo online posting cringy videos and declaring himself as one of the best basketball players ever. After a strange, erratic summer of behaving like a homeless man shucking and jiving for pennies, the Hornets announced he would be away from the team […]
Matt Riddle was once one of the biggest names in wrestling and has now found himself as a free agent thanks to WWE roster cuts and some bad press here and there. AEW will always be looked at as the little brother in town until they start acquiring some big names like Riddle. Dave Meltzer—a […]
This week, Curt Schilling revealed to the world that Tim Wakefield and his wife were both battling cancer—even though the Wakefields did not want the news shared with the entire world yet. Tim didn’t even directly tell Curt he was sick. And before you jump down Schilling’s throat for exposing someone else’s private medical information, […]
I don’t love doing Winners and Losers articles because so many sports sites vomit them out but then I remembered my shit’s better so here it is. Lillard goes Milwaukee as part of a 3-team deal with Jrue Holiday, Deandre Ayton, Toumani Camara, a 2029 unprotected MIL 1st, and unprotected MIL swap rights in 2028 […]
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