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The Future Of Design: Human Powered Or AI-Driven Culture?
In partnership with Sydney startup Trace, Envato is delivering on its sustainability promise as a B-Corp & meeting part of its recent commitment to the To Whom It Should Concern campaign. Envato is now officially carbon neutral, as part of a comprehensive new sustainability. When we signed on to the To Whom It May Concern […]
Taking The Stress Out Of Design System Management
In partnership with Sydney startup Trace, Envato is delivering on its sustainability promise as a B-Corp & meeting part of its recent commitment to the To Whom It Should Concern campaign. Envato is now officially carbon neutral, as part of a comprehensive new sustainability. When we signed on to the To Whom It May Concern […]
Ja Morant is a Dork
There is nothing lamer than going out of your way trying to be cool. Ja Morant cannot stop himself from being the corniest guy in the world. Last season, The NBA suspended Morant. He was forced to go to fake gangbanging rehab after being filmed shirtless and waving his gun at a strip club. He […]
Deadseriousness Audit: 2022-23 New York Knicks
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 New York Knicks won 47 games and finished 5th in the Eastern Conference. The team finished 3rd in offensive rating and 7th in net rating. They were a Top 10 team in the […]
You Have To Wear Condoms If You Want To Play For The Las Vegas Aces
Earlier this year, 2-time WNBA All-Star, Dearica Hamby, claimed that the Las Vegas Aces discriminated against her which led to her being traded to the Los Angeles Sparks for Amanda Zahui B. and a 2024 2nd round pick. Here is what Hamby said on her Instagram: “Being traded is part of the business. Being lied […]
Man, I Just Cannot Stop Laughing At Anthony Davis Getting a Concussion
I try to avoid jumping on a soapbox to shake my head in disappointment when sports people say dumb sports shit but this article is more about my growing frustration towards the NBA media and how little they care about the games they watch and the players they cover. This week, everyone dogpiled on Anthony […]
Are We Sure The Giants Got Daniel Jones Enough Help This Offseason?
As teams start revving up their preseason minicamps, it’s clear the NFL offseason is over. All of the moves have been made. All of the players have been drafted. And now you look at the New York Giants—a team whose leading receiver last season was Richie James—and realize they didn’t really do much to make […]
Brett Favre is Simping For Tucker Carlson
Brett Favre is famous for stealing government money that was designated for welfare recipients in Mississipi and using that money to renovate the volleyball facility at his daughter’s college. Some people also know him as the guy who used to throw footballs to the opposing team all season long. It should shock no one that […]
4 Takeaways From Knicks vs. Heat Game 5
After a disgusting Game 4 where the Knicks looked like they were ready to start their summer vacations, New York saved their season with a 112-103 victory over a Miami Heat team that seemed determined to miss every wide open shot they took. Here are the 4 biggest takeaways from Knicks Heat Game 5: […]
Praying JJ Redick Never Becomes a Head Coach
Since retiring from the NBA in 2021, JJ Redick has been one of the most popular names in NBA media. Whether we see clips from his podcast or clips of him angrily correcting Stephen A. Smith—who gets his information from cock sources—JJ is typically on our timelines and newsfeeds saying some smart basketball shit. This […]
It’s Impossible Not To Feel Bad For Aaron Hicks
We’re almost 40 games into the 2023 MLB season and the New York Yankees somehow find themselves in last place in the AL East. Even behind the Baltimore Orioles. Disgusting work. Not a great time for Aaron Hicks to have the worst year of his career. Aaron Hicks flailing his bat on a 3-2 count […]
Bob Huggins is Somehow the Last Person To Find Out We Don’t Use Gay Slurs Anymore
In what should have been a harmless interview with a local Cincinnati radio show, West Virginia head coach, Bob Huggins, was asked if he was recruiting any Xavier players from the transfer portal. Again, should’ve been a harmless response to that. Uh, that’s not what happened… ⚠️ Here’s the audio of Bob Huggins calling Xavier […]
The Knicks Aren’t Ready Yet
This article is going to hurt to write. As a lifelong Knicks fan, it brings me no joy to make this statement but after watching this team lose 101-109 in Game 4 to the Miami Heat to go down 3-1 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals I have no choice but to make this unfortunate announcement: […]
Why Isn’t Nikola Jokic Shoving The Owner of the Phoenix Suns Turning Into a Stupid Culture War?
On Sunday night, the Phoenix Suns beat the Denver Nuggets 129-124 to even up the series 2-2. We should be talking about the unbelievable performances of Nikola Jokic, Kevin Durant and Devin Booker but instead, we need to discuss a confrontation that took place at the end of the second half between Nikola Jokic and […]
The Kentucky Derby is Awesome! (If You Ignore All The Horses They Murder)
The Kentucky Derby is one of my favorite events of the year. It typically marks the beginning of the summer as people with far more money than I’ll ever make, fly into Kentucky wearing the most obnoxious hats ever crafted and pretending to enjoy mint juleps and shit. And if you’re hanging out with Wes […]
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