Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants failed to agree on a long-term contract before Monday’s 4pm deadline. Barkley now has a $10.1 franchise tag sitting in front of him he can either sign or hold out and refuse to play for the team. It is what it is — Saquon Barkley (@saquon) July 17, […]
Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]
The NFL has a surprising number of unproven quarterbacks running around the league trying to discover if they can truly ball in the big leagues. Rookies won’t be included in this list because I have no clue what they will look like and it’s unfair to compare them to guys who have been in the […]
There are new rule changes coming to the 2023-24 NBA season including penalizing players who flop by awarding the other team a technical foul free throw. Just in: The NBA Board of Governors has approved two new gameplay changes for the 2023-24 season, per sources: – In-game penalty for flops resulting in technical foul free […]
We’ve come a long way from watching Ken Griffey Jr turning the home run derby into must-see TV but I’m still conditioned to watch this glorified batting practice. I’ll just lie and say it’s for the sake of content and not because I’ve been conditioned to care about this like the Slam Dunk content despite […]
Larry Nassar—the former Team USA women’s gymnastics doctor who was arrested for being a disgusting nasty-ass sexual predator—was stabbed by another inmate in prison. Nassar, 59, was stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, and also suffered a collapsed lung in the Sunday attack, said Joe Rojas, […]
Welcome to Stuff Happened Recently, a weekly column by @TheLesterLee, about everything and absolutely nothing at the same time. Every new story I read about the media industry makes me wish I finished my pre-med program before I dropped out to become an unbelievably poor writer. But I couldn’t really pass any science class. […]
On Wednesday night, the Cincinnati Reds stomped out the last-place Washington Nationals, 9-2. In the 2nd inning, Washington Nationals manager Dave Martinez asked the umpires to check Elly De La Cruz’s bat because his bat has a weird knob on the end that Martinez perceived could’ve been performance-enhancing even though it’s pretty much already been […]
Standing at 7-foot-5 and going no. 1 overall in the 2023 NBA Draft, the French phenomenon, Victor Wembanyama, is going to find himself the center of attention everywhere he goes. Sometimes it’ll be random fans bothering him and other times, it’ll be pop music legends like Britney Spears who try to get too close and […]
With Michael Jordan selling his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets, the alcoholic sociopath had one final draft left in him. Everyone and their mothers said Scoot Henderson was a future NBA star and with the no. 2 pick in the 2023 draft, the Hornets selected Brandon Miller. Scoot Henderson even has an NBA Hall […]
It looks like most of the big free agents have been signed and I’m not waiting for Grant Williams to make a decision so let’s see who won free agency and who lost. Let’s start with the biggest winners: 1. Damian Lillard Congrats to Damian Lillard for finally ending his abusive relationship with the Portland […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
Ah, Money in the Bank. The time when WWE hands out an automatic title shot to a mid-carder who isn’t ready to be in the title picture yet or else, ya know, they’d already be in the title picture. Let’s see which randoms win the 2023 WWE Money in the Bank: Men’s Money in […]
After 9 unremarkable years in Oakland, the Raiders chose to bench Derek Carr for the final two games of the 2022 season. Upset by the benching, Carr left for New Orleans signing a 4-year $150 million deal with the Saints. In an interview with the Fresno Bee, Derek Carr expressed his anger towards the Raiders […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees beat the brakes off the Las Vegas A’s 11-0 and Domingo German threw a perfect game. DOMINGO GERMÁN HAS THROWN A PERFECT GAME FOR THE YANKEES‼️ (via @Yankees)pic.twitter.com/z9vnVhRtwA — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 29, 2023 German threw a perfect game with only 99 pitches. That’s unbelievable. Most starting pitchers can’t get […]
Free agency starts on July 1st which means we’re only a few days from my favorite time of year. The time when I sit outside on a nice day, refreshing my Twitter feed as Woj and Shams take turns leaking where every player is signing. Let’s specifically focus on the New York Knicks who are […]
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