I imagine it’s very difficult to maintain your privacy when you’re a professional athlete dealing with an entire media apparatus dedicated to magnifying and exploiting drama for clicks and views. I imagine it’s even more difficult to maintain that privacy when you’re future NBA Hall of Famer, Dwight Howard, constantly DMing boys begging for bussy […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. This week we got MJF vs. Kenny Omega, Ric Flair returning to TV and LA Knight reaching his potential. I try not to write articles based on nonsense I specifically […]
If you’re struggling to keep up with the daily demands of your job, you may need to sacrifice your off-time in order to get the best results. Maybe you can’t have a cute autumn date night or fly to another state to visit your folks. Especially if you think you’re about to lose your job […]
The Boston Celtics have been one of my favorite teams since drafting Jayson Tatum in 2017. They are the incredible combination of being overly loved by the NBA media—to the point where it feels like 99% of the people covering basketball are from Massachusetts—and being wildly disappointing or even startled on any given night. It’s […]
NFL Week 8, wow. We’re halfway through the sport that ruins my Sundays. Let’s look at which games are worth keeping an eye on this week: 1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-3) @ Buffalo Bills (4-3) The Buffalo Bills are quickly becoming my favorite team of the 2023 NFL season. Josh Allen has all […]
Earlier this week, the New York Knicks and Immanuel Quickley could not agree on a contract extension meaning Quickley will become a restricted free agent when the 2023-24 NBA season is over. I have no real thoughts on the lack of an extension. I think the front office wants to keep him on a 1-year […]
Someone emailed me about bringing back the weekly losers column and who am I to rob people of their opportunity to point at some of the biggest losers in the NFL? Personally, I was trying to be more positive in my life but that’s just not me. I do my best work when I’m miserable. […]
Playing quarterback looks like the most difficult job in the world. Millions upon millions of people are watching you, expecting you to know every single play, get the plays started in 50 seconds and then throw perfect passes into imperfect passing windows while the strongest and fastest humans on Earth attempt to pick you up […]
Journalism used to be unbiased investigations into the truth but NBA journalism is all about cozying up to execs or players in order to be the first ones to tell us about a random G-Leaguer getting a 10-day contract or intentionally devaluing a player with ‘rumors’ of personal issues or whatever nonsense is needed to […]
No one enjoys going into a job and being compared to one of the greatest ever. It puts an unearthly level of pressure on someone. One time I started a busboy job and on the first day, the staff kept telling me stories about how talented Andre was—the busboy who held it down before me. […]
This morning, I checked the most recent MVP odds and was shocked to see Tua Tagovailoa with the second-best odds behind Patrick Mahomes. Sure, the Miami Dolphins are leading the league with 498 yards a game (with the second-best offense averaging literally 100 fewer yards) and sure, the Dolphins are 5-1 and look like one […]
Welcome to Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Rankings where we see who are the top wrestlers in the world this week. This is the first ever Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Ranking. Let me know if you guys enjoy it. Keep An Eye on Them 25. Dragon Lee 24. Miro 23. Nick Aldis 22. Logan Paul 21. Tiffany […]
This Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie is a big deal to a lot of people. Personally, it feels like Taylor Swift makes music for people who have never experienced trauma. Taylor Swift’s music is for people whose worst day was when their car ran out of gas and they cried in their driver’s seat on […]
For my entire life as a New York Knicks fan, this team has been trash. I was too young to have any real memories of Michael Jordan dog walking John Starks and them. My first real memory as an active, cognisant fan was the 2004-05 season when they traded for Jamal Crawford and put him […]
In Game 2 of the NLDS, the Atlanta Braves beat the Philadelphia Phillies 5-4 thanks to a baserunning mistake by Phillies outfielder, Bryce Harper, who made a baserunning error getting caught between first and second base for the final out of the game after Nick Castelonnos hit one to the moon and Braves outfielder, Michael […]
We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season. Like, it’s going to be over soon and it feels like it’s only the beginning. Shrug. That’s life. Time marches on. Our bodies decay and the world keeps spinning. That was dark. I have to stop watching the news. Let me chill and make fun of some football […]
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