James Harden opted into the final year of his contract under the impression the Sixers would find a trade for him but last week, 76ers GM Daryl Morey came out and said he has no plans on trading him away so naturally, Harden stood in front of a group of Chinese children and cut a […]
Enes Kanter played his final NBA game on February 8th, 2022. He scored 7 points. He was then traded to the Houston Rockets and instantly cut from the roster. No other team would sign him. Earlier in the season, he changed his name to Enes Freedom when he received American citizenship. All of his tweets […]
Tiffany Gomas is the name of the woman who went viral a few weeks back when she freaked out on an airplane. Longer video of Tiffany Gomas Gomas on the plane. I haven’t seen an alien yet. pic.twitter.com/B8WdCLrPoX — Marty. (@Atwitisborn) August 13, 2023 Gomas lost her sense of reality, screaming “that motherfucker is not […]
Every year around Oscar season, there is a universally beloved white savior movie that wins every award and gets praised for tackling the difficult issue of race by portraying a white person as the reason for a black person’s success. From Dangerous Minds to The Green Book to The Help, there always has to be […]
The Tampa Bay Rays are in the middle of a battle with the Baltimore Orioles for the AL East and the best player on their team, Wander Franco, has been placed on the restricted list this weekend following social media posts showing him having the time of his life with a girl who looks too […]
After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
As a Giants fan, I was forged in the fire of Eagles hatred. That hatred grew in the postseason last year when the Eagles sonned the Giants in the second round. But if they lost to the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship game then we were about to see one of the funniest […]
A new book, “Gambler: Secrets from a Life of Risk” written by professional gambler and guy who can definitelyyyy get you morphine if you need it—Billy Walters—details Phil Mickelson’s betting history. Walters claims from 2010 to 2014, Phil Mickelson was a WILD boy making 858 bets of $220,000 and 1,115 bets of $110,000. He claims […]
Lil Tay was an internet darling—what feels like 900 years ago—as a little Asian girl who was talking like a ratchet girl from the hood. What’s funnier than that?? It’s what the culture was begging for. We needed to know what Awkwafina would have been like if she was clout-chasing in elementary school. Here’s an […]
Netflix’s Untold Documentary series dropped a new episode this week about Johnny Manziel and he is exactly the person we all thought he was. Last time we heard about Manziel, he was a drunk loser and when the doc ends, he’s still a drunk loser. Personally, I don’t find the Johnny Manziel story particularly unique. […]
Big changes coming to the Golden State Warriors organization as the team is hiring Steve Kerr’s son to coach the G-League affiliate team, the Santa Cruz Warriors. The Warriors are promoting Nick Kerr, Steve Kerr’s son, to head coach of their G-League team, per @anthonyVslater pic.twitter.com/LJhP5I3CKj — Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) August 9, 2023 Congrats to […]
Colin Cowherd is the most popular sports radio host in the country. All of his segments are sharp, finely-tuned, art. This week, he did an incredibly well-researched segment breaking down which quarterbacks in the NFL have no chance of ever winning a Super Bowl: On today’s show, Colin Cowherd mentioned Dwayne Haskins as one […]
Last year, I was hard on Josh Donaldson. He and Tim Anderson cleared the benches after Donaldson called him “Jackie”. In an interview a few years earlier, Tim Anderson referred to himself as this generation’s Jackie Robinson because he was changing the game or something. I called Josh Donaldson at worst, racist, and at best, […]
Wayne Brady has had 4 waves over the course of his career. Brady’s first wave was being the lowkey most talented member of the Whose Line Is It Anyway cast, singing and dancing his way into our hearts. This man was on my television every single night. He was astronomically more talented than the host, […]
Liz Cambage had the potential to be one of the greatest basketball players in history until facing a massive setback during the 2021 Summer Olympics playing for the Australian National team. In a scrimmage against the Nigerian National Team, Liz Cambage called the players ‘monkeys’ and told one of the girls to “Go back to […]
In 2020, Tory Lanez (allegedly) shot Meg the Stallion in the foot following a long day of drinking and arguing at Kylie Jenner’s pool party. One of the nastiest sentences I’ve written. It was very clear this was a strange lover’s quarrel ending in typical fashion: kicking your girl out of the car, pulling a […]
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