NFL Week 8, wow. We’re halfway through the sport that ruins my Sundays. Let’s look at which games are worth keeping an eye on this week: 1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-3) @ Buffalo Bills (4-3) The Buffalo Bills are quickly becoming my favorite team of the 2023 NFL season. Josh Allen has all […]
Earlier this week, the New York Knicks and Immanuel Quickley could not agree on a contract extension meaning Quickley will become a restricted free agent when the 2023-24 NBA season is over. I have no real thoughts on the lack of an extension. I think the front office wants to keep him on a 1-year […]
The entire 2023 NFL preseason has been centered around the San Francisco 49ers and Trey Lance. The moment San Fran announced Sam Darnold would be the QB2 ahead of Lance, all hell broke loose. I think sports fans and the NFL media love pointing out when franchises make very obvious mistakes because it’s an easy […]
On Monday night, Bronny James was hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest during a practice with the USC Trojans basketball team. You wouldn’t have known it from LeBron James’s Twitter account though as he posted memes through it. Wow, he’s just like me. Posting through trauma. It appears Bronny is recovering fine. I remember when the […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Being an NFL head coach is one of the hardest jobs in sports. You need to get 53 guys all working together on a gameplan that takes you 24 hours a day to establish and if the opposing coach happens to have a better plan against you or you face a more talented team, your […]
Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
Tobias Harris’ father believes his son is an “Assassin scorer”. Here’s what he said on a podcast about the Sixers misusing his son‘s secret talents: “Personally, I don’t think so. The reason I say that, well Tobias is an assassin scorer. I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him. So […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. ESPN Sources: The Washington Wizards are finalizing a deal to send Chris Paul to the Golden State Warriors for a package that includes Jordan Poole and future draft assets. pic.twitter.com/kpNkhqFicp — Adrian Wojnarowski […]
Lance Armstrong is most known for cheating to win little bicycle races. Armstrong has had an interesting life. He won 7 Tour de France titles. Then he had 7 Tour de France titles taken from him because he spent his entire racing career stuffing his veins with HGH and EPO and then individually destroying the […]
Josh Donaldson stinks at baseball and he appears to be the last one to find out he stinks. On Sunday afternoon, the Yankees beat the Texas Rangers 5-3 thanks to another great Gerrit Cole start. Harrison Bader simply being in the lineup seems to give this team a much-needed jolt. The 2023 New York Yankees […]
Carson Wentz killed a bear. Free agent #NFL quarterback Carson Wentz went black bear hunting in Alaska and posted on IG about his experience: (Via @Scott7news) (*) pic.twitter.com/2UrosZiYJh — MLFootball (@_MLFootball) June 23, 2023 Last week I wrote about Carson Wentz and Jon Gruden joining forces to create the Wonder Twins of lackluster quarterbacking. […]
We’ve recently seen new QB-WR duos join forces and find immediate success. Whether it be Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs or Tom Brady and Mike Evans or Matty Stafford and Cooper Kupp. Turns out, putting great quarterbacks together with great receivers typically ends in positive results. Let’s rank every new QB-Wr duo heading into the […]
Jimmy Garoppolo has this strange label of a ‘winner’ whenever his name is brought up in NFL conversations. That label has landed him several opportunities to be a starting quarterback in the league despite everyone all knowing he’s really not that great at his job. He has a 40-17 career win-loss record as a starter. […]
All eyes will be on the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans who have the numbers 1 and 2 picks while also having clear holes at the quarterback position. So while everyone is debating whether Bryce Young is too small or if Anthony Richardson is the next Josh Allen or if CJ Stroud is too black, […]
Two seasons ago, the Knicks made the playoffs for the first time in 8 years thanks to the Most Improved Player, Julius Randle, and Coach of the Year, Tom Thibodeau. And they were immediately sent on vacation thanks to Trae Young. It was Trae’s first career playoff series but it didn’t matter. He averaged 29 […]
Creator of Deadseriousness. Welcome to the mind palace of a weirdo obsessed with sports and pop culture. Walk with me.
Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.
Here you'll find all collections you've created before.
