I’ve been a New York Giants fan my entire life. This used to be an organization of class and sportsmanship. It was a franchise you could be proud to support. You used to be able to bring your family to the game and your wife and children could enjoy the experience. Well, until undrafted rookie […]
We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season. Like, it’s going to be over soon and it feels like it’s only the beginning. Shrug. That’s life. Time marches on. Our bodies decay and the world keeps spinning. That was dark. I have to stop watching the news. Let me chill and make fun of some football […]
The NBA is a league driven by storylines and narratives so let’s talk about the Western Conference storylines we’ll be waterboarded with when the 2023-24 season starts. Here are the 18 biggest Western Conference Storylines heading into the year: 1. LeBron Year 21 LeBron James was drafted in 2003. Tracy McGrady led the league […]
Kevin Porter Jr. has been a guard in the NBA for 4 years. Last season he averaged a career-high 19 points a game and helped lead the Houston Rockets to an incredible 22-60 record last year. He’s followed James Harden’s career trajectory of playing at USC, coming off the bench in his first season, being […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
There are new rule changes coming to the 2023-24 NBA season including penalizing players who flop by awarding the other team a technical foul free throw. Just in: The NBA Board of Governors has approved two new gameplay changes for the 2023-24 season, per sources: – In-game penalty for flops resulting in technical foul free […]
We’ve come a long way from watching Ken Griffey Jr turning the home run derby into must-see TV but I’m still conditioned to watch this glorified batting practice. I’ll just lie and say it’s for the sake of content and not because I’ve been conditioned to care about this like the Slam Dunk content despite […]
Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns have had a very awkward breakup. First reports said the Suns were waiving Paul then the next day there was a report saying they weren’t waiving him and wanted to find a trade for him. Andddd then they waived him the next day. I think the Suns always planned […]
I try to avoid jumping on a soapbox to shake my head in disappointment when sports people say dumb sports shit but this article is more about my growing frustration towards the NBA media and how little they care about the games they watch and the players they cover. This week, everyone dogpiled on Anthony […]
The 2022-23 NBA season has concluded which means it’s time to hand out awards. Let’s not overthink this whole thing and try to stand out by making ludicrous selections so that we stand out and look like geniuses and get clicks and this whole intro is definitely a shot a very specific sports media personalities. […]
If the NBA season were to end today, the Los Angeles Lakers would be watching the playoffs at the bar next to you as they are currently 3 games below .500 and are occupying the 12th seed in the Western Conference. On January 5th, teams are allowed to start handing out 10-day contracts and with […]
The Arizona Cardinals are in hell right now. Kyler Murray’s ACL evaporated. Kliff Kingsbury was fired 10 months after signing a contract extension and GM Steve Keim ‘stepped down’ which is a cute way of saying he quit before they had a chance to fire him. Alllll that means it’s time to start selling off […]
On Tuesday night, the New York Knicks beat the Indiana Pacers 119-113 at home thanks almost entirely to the grit and tenacity of their new star point guard, Jalen Bruson. Jalen Brunson could be on Broadway with this kind of footwork pic.twitter.com/vSn3ESkiBj — Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) January 12, 2023 Here’s what Brunson was able to […]
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