The best baseball player on planet Earth has finally made a decision. Shohei Ohtani is a Los Angeles Dodger. Shohei Ohtani’s $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN. The […]
I was excited about the NBA In-Season Tournament. I’m all in on finding ways to make games in November matter. The Lakers beat the Pacers 123-109. LeBron adds another bullet point to his resume while Indiana proved they aren’t some vague team of the future. They’re here now. Let’s start with the winners of […]
The Las Vegas Raiders hired one of the worst head coaches of all time and surprisingly, 25 games into it, Josh McDaniels has been fired. Some guys are not meant to be the head coach. Nothing wrong with being a coordinator forever. The McDaniels era is over. Probably forever. It’s time to look forward to […]
Prior to this season, Cam Reddish’s best basketball was played in 2017 in a high school gym. He went to Duke alongside RJ Barrett and Zion Williamson where he was so clearly the worst player of the three. Cam was drafted by the Atlanta Hawks in 2019 and rode the bench for 2 and half […]
As a lifelong Yankees fan, it typically infuriates me to see any other team from the American League East experience any level of success but the 2023 Baltimore Orioles were special. The 2023 Baltimore Orioles finished with a 101- 61 record. It was the first 100-win season for this franchise since 1980 thanks to a […]
The Minnesota Vikings have lost 4 of their first 5 games this season and with their star wide receiver Justin Jefferson on the injured reserve, it would make sense to start preparing for a Kirk Cousins trade—especially considering this is the final year of his contract. Get some assets and set yourself up for a […]
I spent the entire NFL offseason bragging about Daniel Jones’s progression, the new offensive weapons, and an improved defense. The New York Giants spent the offseason doing absolutely fucking nothing and were stomped out by the Dallas Cowboys 40-0 at home in the 2023 season opener on Sunday Night Football in front of all of […]
As a Giants fan, I was forged in the fire of Eagles hatred. That hatred grew in the postseason last year when the Eagles sonned the Giants in the second round. But if they lost to the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship game then we were about to see one of the funniest […]
A new book, “Gambler: Secrets from a Life of Risk” written by professional gambler and guy who can definitelyyyy get you morphine if you need it—Billy Walters—details Phil Mickelson’s betting history. Walters claims from 2010 to 2014, Phil Mickelson was a WILD boy making 858 bets of $220,000 and 1,115 bets of $110,000. He claims […]
As teams start revving up their preseason minicamps, it’s clear the NFL offseason is over. All of the moves have been made. All of the players have been drafted. And now you look at the New York Giants—a team whose leading receiver last season was Richie James—and realize they didn’t really do much to make […]
Brett Favre is famous for stealing government money that was designated for welfare recipients in Mississipi and using that money to renovate the volleyball facility at his daughter’s college. Some people also know him as the guy who used to throw footballs to the opposing team all season long. It should shock no one that […]
After a disgusting Game 4 where the Knicks looked like they were ready to start their summer vacations, New York saved their season with a 112-103 victory over a Miami Heat team that seemed determined to miss every wide open shot they took. Here are the 4 biggest takeaways from Knicks Heat Game 5: […]
Since retiring from the NBA in 2021, JJ Redick has been one of the most popular names in NBA media. Whether we see clips from his podcast or clips of him angrily correcting Stephen A. Smith—who gets his information from cock sources—JJ is typically on our timelines and newsfeeds saying some smart basketball shit. This […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have a late black history month celebration. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week: […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
The 2023 NBA trade deadline was one of the most exciting weeks in the league’s history with a few of the greatest players ever being shipped around the country. Russell Westbrook, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, Kevin Knox. All these future Hall-of-Famers are being traded right before our eyes. Wow. Here are the winners of the […]
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