Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was […]
Last week, it was announced that the XFL and USFL will be merging to form one super-Spring football league. “If the transaction is consummated, the new league will establish best-in-class operations based on the most recent seasons of both leagues,” the leagues said. “This historic combination will anchor professional spring football with substantial capabilities and […]
We’re 5 weeks into the 2023 NFL season and we are witnessing some of the worst football anyone has ever played and there is nothing I love more than terrible football. There is nothing funnier than a quarterback throwing a disgusting interception or a DB getting sonned by a wide receiver. I wanted to put […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape and then I re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
Sound of Freedom is a cultural phenomenon. Finally, someone had the guts to make a movie about the real global pandemic—human sex trafficking. Since it’s July 3rd release, the film has made $155 million. Nobody wants you to go see this movie about the TRUTH. Nobody wants you to see it but somehow it’s made […]
Ricky Rubio was one of my favorite players coming into the 2009 draft. I watched all of his grainy Spanish highlight reels on YouTube. Growing up in New York and having Nets games played locally, I held a place in my heart for point guards like Jason Kidd who shined in the fastbreak with flashy […]
ESPN has spent the summer sending everyone and their mothers to the unemployment line including Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson—two-thirds of their main NBA broadcast team. Mike Breen remains but he will be joined by recently fired Sixers coach, Doc Rivers and Doris Burke. Well Jason Whitlock—an expert on being fired by ESPN—has shared […]
Domingo German is done in 2023. He is currently detoxing in one of the finest rehab facilities money can buy following an incident occurring over the weekend where German showed up at his scheduled start under the influence. Here’s what went down in the Yankees clubhouse this week: According to SNY’s Andy Martino, Germán “grew […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
Ah, Money in the Bank. The time when WWE hands out an automatic title shot to a mid-carder who isn’t ready to be in the title picture yet or else, ya know, they’d already be in the title picture. Let’s see which randoms win the 2023 WWE Money in the Bank: Men’s Money in […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
Lamar Jackson has officially become the highest-paid player in the NFL following an offseason of getting dragged in the mud by every single NFL media member. Everyone wanted to tell Lamar why he doesn’t deserve a big contract anddddddd now he’s up a cool $260 million. In an interview with ESPN, Lamar shared his goals […]
This article is going to hurt writing. I am about to write something that defends Mac Jones—a guy who seems like he’d call me a racial slur if I beat him in a beer pong game at a frat party. Mac Jones seems like he calls women “bitches” after he DMs them begging for pussy […]
The internet wrestling community is a black hole of hate and tribalism full of losers fighting WWE vs. AEW battles no one cares about and that includes the wrestlers in both promotions who only have glowing things to say about one another. The toxic community gets even nastier when the discourse surrounds a woman. Make […]
In 2018, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. They had a core group of players prepared to compete for titles year after year. Mookie Betts, Xander Bogaerts and Rafael Devers were going to be the main attractions to World Series parades in Boston for the foreseeable future. In 2019, Boston third Chaim Bloom […]
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