There’s so much going on in the life of Fox Sports analyst, Chris Broussard. A trade for James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers finally ended weeks of pointless debates. But Broussard is also dealing with the loss of his developmentally disabled cousin. Who he had to put dow—I MEAN he died a month or […]
The 2023 NFL Trade Deadline has come and gone and for a sport where teams don’t really build through trades, there were actually a lot of interesting moves made this week. I suppose this is what happens when there isn’t clear-cut Super Bowl favorite. Everyone still thinks they have a shot. I mean, everyone except […]
Charlotte Hornets big man, Kai Jones, has spent his offseason being a straight-up weirdo online posting cringy videos and declaring himself as one of the best basketball players ever. After a strange, erratic summer of behaving like a homeless man shucking and jiving for pennies, the Hornets announced he would be away from the team […]
Matt Riddle was once one of the biggest names in wrestling and has now found himself as a free agent thanks to WWE roster cuts and some bad press here and there. AEW will always be looked at as the little brother in town until they start acquiring some big names like Riddle. Dave Meltzer—a […]
Being a Nebraska football fan has been hell. The team hasn’t won a bowl game since Obama’s first term and after a half decade under Scott Frost, the Matt Rhule era has begun. MINNESOTA GETS THE WIN OVER NEBRASKA 🙌 (via @CFBONFOX)pic.twitter.com/eeeLalV4bK — Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 1, 2023 And the Matt Rhule era fucking […]
Welcome to Vs, where we give perspectives to entities at war and in the end, we declare a winner. Moments before the start of the biggest show in wrestling history, CM Punk and Jungle Boy Jack Perry got into a fist fight almost de-railing the entire event and almost certainly putting both of their […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Breaking: Monty Williams and the Detroit Pistons have agreed in principle on a six-year, $72 million deal for Williams to become the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell me and @JLEdwardsIII. The deal […]
We’ve made it to the 2023 NBA Finals where the Denver Nuggets and Miami Heat are set to do battle. There are only about two games a week which means the basketball coverage is going to be narrative driven and not a lot of actual basketball talk. Let’s rank the 7 most annoying storylines […]
In 12 years as the general manager of the Golden State Warriors, Bob Myers won 4 NBA titles and has taken home the Executive of the Year award twice. Myers is responsible for hiring Steve Kerr, acquiring Finals MVP Andre Iguodala and getting the salary cap in good enough shape to sign Kevin Durant. BREAKING: […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have Drew Maggi making his MLB debut at age 33 and Luis Robert Jr just not giving a single shit about […]
In 2021, the San Francisco 49ers traded two first-round picks and a third-rounder in order to move up to the no. 3 spot and select Trey Lance out of North Dakota State. We were told he was a ‘project’ requiring time to develop. He played 18 games at a school absent of real NFL-level talent […]
On Tuesday night, the New York Knicks lost 123-129 in overtime to the Los Angeles Lakers. With 6:51 left in the 4th quarter, Tom Thibodeau benched RJ Barrett. He would never touch the court again. This has become a common theme for the Knicks as of late. RJ Barrett sits most of the 4th quarter […]
This should be an article breaking down what the Chicago White Sox will look like after signing Mike Clevinger earlier in the offseason but instead, I have to write about Clevinger being a sociopath who is currently being investigated for physically and emotionally abusing his girlfriend and their 10-month old daughter. Here’s what 24-year-old Olivia […]
I wasn’t on Earth to see Michael Jordan’s first few years in Chicago. When LeBron was drafted to Cleveland, I was a little hater like all of his teammates. But I am ready to embrace Anthony Edwards as the new Prince Who Was Promised. Anthony Edwards truly has the potential to become the face of […]
Girl’s JV basketball is often prettyyyy tough to watch. Well, let me make it clear: ALL JV sports are tough to watch. The best kids are playing for private teams outside of school. The good kids are on varsity and JV is left with the kids who don’t care enough to practice and get better […]
I don’t often pay attention to the inner workings of the Twitch streets mainly because I’m fully aware I am not the target audience for all these maniacs shouting slurs as they play video games I’ve never heard of. Not for me. But you get my full attention when you turn your camera on to […]
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