On Monday night, the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers played in the NFL’s annual Mexico City game. The Cardinals were squashed 10-38. With Kyler Murray out nursing a hamstring injury, Arizona didn’t stand a chance. Oh, and one of their coaches—Sean Kugler—went out and sexually assaulted a random woman before returning home There […]
Everyone and their mothers are ready to throw Zach Wilson off the Verrazano Bridge after the Jets gross 3-10 loss to the New England Patriots on Sunday. From fans to the media to teammates in the locker room, Zach Wilson has become public enemy no. 1. Let’s take a look at how he performed this […]
28-year old Blake Martinez has announced his official retirement from the NFL this week. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Blake Martinez (@blake_martinez50) Always love when a young man quits the game before his brain gets turned into maple syrup and he’s holding a gun to the head of […]
On Wednesday night, the Milwaukee Bucks came to Oklahoma City and barely scraped by against a team full of teenagers. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander helped carry this team to double overtime where the Bucks would inevitably win 136-132. SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER FOR THE LEAD. HE IS HIM. @okcthunder | #ThunderUp pic.twitter.com/DcWaKACLw4 — Bally Sports Oklahoma (@BallySportsOK) November 10, […]
For the first time in his career, Kirk Cousins is a major contributor to one of the best teams in the NFL. From the moment he joined the Minnesota Vikings in 2018 with a fully guaranteed contract—which was an absurd amount of money for a guy who was only in the league because Mike Shanahan […]
Here’s what Aaron Rodgers said about his Packers teammates making mistakes: Aaron Rodgers: “Guys who are making too many mistakes, shouldn’t be playing. Gotta start cutting some reps. Maybe guys who aren’t playing, maybe give them a chance.” — Zach Kruse (@zachkruse2) October 25, 2022 Here’s what Rodgers did against the Detroit Lions in their […]
I was in the midst of writing an article about how absurd Kyrie Irving’s punishment was. After posting a link to an incredibly stupid antisemitic documentary on his Instagram and then refusing to apologize or even acknowledge the dumb shit in the movie, the Brooklyn Nets suspended him until he completed a list of weird […]
Josh Allen injured his elbow in Sunday’s big fat L to the New York Jets and for some reason, it’s being brushed under the rug as some small situation when in actuality, it could completely derail the Bills hopes of winning any meaningful games. Coach McDermott: Josh Allen is day-to-day and we will see if […]
Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop, Trea Turner, is entering free agency. To prepare for his big payday, Turner released a hype video with a voiceover from Jon Hamm. First of all, very strange move by a 3-time All-Star to drop a hype video. Does Trea Turner think the 30 MLB GMs don’t know who he is? […]
Brett Favre is the biggest asshole on planet Earth. He is in the midst of a very disgusting court case surrounding him stealing millions of Mississipi welfare funds to pay for his daughter’s college volleyball team and now we’re learning what else that money was used for. Apparently, Favre helped fund two drug companies—Prevacus and […]
The New York Giants are 6-2 looking to come off their bye week and keep the miracle season alive. Unfortunately, their star safety and defensive captain Xavier McKinney didn’t make it out of the bye week unscathed. pic.twitter.com/qElmcLKsSW — Xavier McKinney (@mckinney15__) November 7, 2022 McKinney says he was on a guided sightseeing tour when […]
I don’t watch much wrestling these days but one of the benefits of Crown Jewel is that the PPV happens at 1pm instead of 9pm so I can actually watch it without feeling like a weirdo wasting my Saturday night watching Rey Mysterio’s son be awkward in the ring. We’ll ignore how gross it is […]
Today, the Indianapolis Colts fired head coach Frank Reich. With a 3-5-1 record this season, the Colts are now looking at ESPN analyst, Jeff Saturday, to save their franchise. I recommend NFL teams not hire guys who they see on TV that morning. Personally, if I were looking for a coach, I’d probably hire a […]
The Knicks just suffered one of the most embarrassing losses in recent memory taking a 112-99 L against the Atlanta Hawks at home. At one point in the second quarter, the Knicks led 51-28. We were about to see a bloodbath at Madison Square Garden. Andddd then the Hawks went on a 79-37 run and […]
I didn’t want to write about Josh Primo because it felt odd to pile onto a literal teenager for making a life-altering mistake. We all know you cannot take your genitals out at work and spending 1,000 words wagging my finger at a 19-year-old didn’t seem like a valuable use of any of our time. […]
The Los Angeles Clippers have played 7 games this season. Their best player, Kawhi Leonard, has participated in only 2 of those games due to ‘knee management’ or some shit. Kawhi missed the entire 2021-22 season with an ACL injury and now it appears as though his knee is still busted. There is nothing wrong […]
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