Josh Donaldson has been an incredibly unlikeable player for years now. So when he calls Chicago White Sox shortstop, Tim Anderson, “Jackie”, it is safe to assume he’s not saying a friendly joke to someone he is not at all friends with. Tim Anderson compared himself to Jackie Robinson in an 2019 interview explaining how […]
I had finally reached a point where Drew Brees’s existence was erased from my memory. Easily one of the most overrated athletes in the history of history who almost made it his entire career without taking his mask off and revealing he’s a conservative loser who hates what Colin Kaepernick did because someone in his […]
The Cleveland Browns went all-in on Deshaun Watson who is actively in the midst of battling lawsuits regarding his insatiable appetite to sexually harass every woman in Texas with a massage therapy license. Here is the latest from Watson’s fight to avoid any and all responsibility for his actions: Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson admitted […]
In 2020, the Carolina Panthers cut Cam Newton. Since that moment, they have proven to have no idea how to locate their next quarterback. Teddy Bridgewater, PJ Walker, Sam Darnold and Cam Newton (lol) have all led this team to a 10-23 record these past two seasons so it made sense for them to spend […]
According to everyone with a blue checkmark on Twitter, there is nothing more exciting than a Game 7. Your wedding day, the birth of your first child, losing your virginity. All meaningless compared tp a Game 7. The most recent NBA Game 7 was exciting for the Dallas Mavericks, who won by 33. Not so […]
This is a new column over here at Deadseriousness where I will randomly discuss some various sports topics that have been swishing around in my brain all week long. I am constantly thinking about everything all the time. Let’s turn it into some content. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: […]
If you are a keen golfer, you might be aware that there are certain improvements you could make to your game, and you are probably going to be keen to make them as soon as you can. However, it might also be that you are not really sure what it is you need to do, […]
Technology can certainly be bitter-sweet. The benefits it has imposed on daily lives are almost incalculable. That said, there is such a thing as ‘too much of a good thing’ and screen time certainly falls into this remit. It can be distracting, time-consuming, and even addictive. What is more, the negative mental and physical health […]
It’s difficult to call the Charlotte Hornets 2021-22 NBA season a disappointment. Sure, they finished as the 10th seed again but they won 10 more games than they did last year. Unfortunately, they still fired their head coach and there are rumors they are about to interview Mike D’Antoni. Amazing. Mike D’Antoni is one of […]
The playoffs are the best time to make wildly irrational takes based on quite literally the tiniest sample size ever solely because the games ‘matter more’ or whatever. Stephen A. Smith gets to yell even harder at Kyrie Irving for costing the Brooklyn Nets a chance at the title even though it had more to […]
Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body. Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022 And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for […]
If you’ve watched any of the Minnesota Timberwolves home playoff games you’ve noticed a couple of trends: 1. Karl-Anthony Towns is a crybaby who commits the worst fouls in NBA history and then complains to the referees as if he is pleading to avoid an arrest and 2. protesters keep trying to glue themselves to […]
Winning Time is an HBO series about the rise of the ‘Showtime Lakers’ in the 80’s. Dr. Buss purchases the team, drafts Magic Johnson and the rest is history. Many people agree this era of basketball saved the NBA. Definitely a story worth telling. Winning time is a decent show or whatever. Not my favorite […]
The Atlanta Hawks are out getting ragdolled by the Miami Heat in the first round of the playoffs. They took one game on a last-second shot by Trae Young but outside of that narrow victory, they appear to be a college team being dominated by a group of grown-ass men. But there is a secret […]
The Phoenix Suns and the New Orleans Pelicans are tied 2-2 after the New Orleans Pelicans embarrassed the Suns 118-103 to win Game 4 and tie the series. Phoenix was far and away the best team in the regular season and should not be losing games to a team full of NBA 2K computer-generated players […]
The Brooklyn Nets are about to get swept out of the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Celtics and all eyes are on Ben Simmons making some triumphant return in a Game 4 of an elimination game having not played professional basketball since last April when he broke the record for the WORST […]
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