Quarterback competitions are hilarious. The goal for every NFL franchise is to avoid quarterback competitions at all costs. Obviously, you want a top quarterback who is head and shoulders better than their backup. Whenever you have to scrape together a quarterback room with bums, the outcome is always comedy. Here are the funniest quarterback competitions […]
Prior to the 2021-2022 NBA season, Andrew Wiggins refused to get the coronavirus vaccine which was required in San Francisco for large indoor events meaning Wiggins was going to miss Golden State Warriors home games for no reason outside of probably receiving a shitload of fake information mixed in with a fear of needles. Outside […]
For the past SEVEN years, this weirdo on Youtube has been pretending to be Klay Thompson to prank people or whatever it is the least funny people on Youtube do for attention. We may finally have relief from his tyranny after Monday night’s Finals game between the Warriors and Celtics. Here’s the official letter of […]
The Boston Celtics have miraculously found themselves in the NBA Finals despite their inability to dribble, pass nor shoot a basketball. They are now down 3-2 after losing Game 5 on Monday night 104-94. Boston is setting records with the number of times they give the ball to the Golden State Warriors. The game literally […]
Another week with thoughts in my dumb brain. As I write this, Deshaun Watson is in a woman’s DM begging for a private massage. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: 1. Deshaun Watson shouldn’t play football For some reason, the NFL has been radio silent in regard to Deshaun Watson. […]
In 2018, Miguel Andujar was the Rookie of the Year runner-up. He hit 27 bombs with 92 RBIs. He led the Yankees in both hits and batting average. Over the weekend, he was once again sent down to AAA and has reportedly requested a trade. Since 2018, Andujar has played in only 90 games. He’s […]
One of the dumbest things about America is this two-party political system in which we allow one side to blatantly and openly become Nazis and for some reason, we have to respect their bullshit ideas and debate them over their outward hate of the most vulnerable people in the country. We are no longer allowing […]
Derek Fisher is the worst head coach in the history of history. After leading the Knicks to a 17-win season—the worst record in the history of the entire franchise—Fisher failed upwards into a head coaching position for the Los Angeles Sparks. Sparks are parting ways with HC Derek Fisher, per @howardmegdal, @Swaggy_DgB pic.twitter.com/Sjv9cnjBdA — Bleacher […]
Over the weekend, Quin Snyder casually stepped down as the Utah Jazz head coach. He has the second-most wins in franchise history. He’s made the playoffs 6 straight seasons. All while standing on the sidelines looking like he’s one shot of Jack Daniels away from rock bottom. Quin Snyder could’ve had this gig for life […]
AEW typically dominates the online wrestling discourse. It’s new, exciting and they obviously care about pleasing wrestling diehards but Cody Rhodes is demanding us all to look at what he’s doing in the WWE. Cody Rhodes has been on a mission to be the most beloved wrestler in the world. It’s very clear he left […]
The New England Patriots offensive coordinator, Josh McDaniels, moved on this offseason to become the next coach of the Las Vegas Raiders after Jon Gruden’s hilarious emails leaked thus leaving a massive hole in the Bill Belichick coaching staff. Bill Belichick’s genius solution to replacing Josh McDaniels was to bring in two of the biggest […]
Game 2 of the 2022 NBA Finals will be looked upon as the Draymond Green game. Let’s quickly look at Draymond’s phenomenal Game 1 performance: 4 points 2-for-12 from the field 0-for-4 from 3 0-for-3 from the free throw line 3 turnovers 6 fouls Draymond is an incredibly online athlete who constantly searches his own […]
It’s pride month which means brands are randomly adding rainbows to all their content to appear as allies to the LGBTQ+ community. The Tampa Bay Rays are wearing cute little gay pride patches on their jerseys to celebrate this month. Today, we wear our #Pride on our sleeves pic.twitter.com/bcOLJNhx6Y — Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) June […]
On August 4th, the Boston Celtics signed Enes Kanter to a 1-year $2.7 million contract. Lucrative. It seemed like a favor from an old friend. Earlier that summer, head coach Brad Stevens stepped down and somehow immediately received a promotion into the front office. Stevens traded for Al Horford who he coached from 2016-19 and […]
While Baker Mayfield was sharpening the chip on his shoulder and posting dumb police statistics on Instagram, the Cleveland Browns traded for a sexual predator and signed him to a disgusting $230 million guaranteed contract. Not great for Baker. Or the local massage therapists in the greater Ohio area. The Browns also signed Jacoby Brissett […]
Weeeeeee back with more random thoughts about the world of sports. I should probably bang these out as much as I can before the NBA season ends and I have to write about like, the Little League World Series or my own lackluster personal life. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this […]
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