The Knicks haven’t signed a rookie to a multi-year contract extension since Charlie Ward in 1999. There is a sentence that has been repeated nonstop this week following the Knicks and RJ Barrett coming to an agreement on a four-year contract extension worth up to $120 million. Instead of mocking the Knicks for not re-signing […]
Udonis Haslem has officially re-signed with the Miami Heat to play his 20th NBA season. Udonis Haslem announces at his youth camp that he will sign a new deal with the Miami Heat and return for the 20th season of his NBA career. — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) August 21, 2022 The 41-year-old will join Kobe […]
This NBA offseason has been defined by these Pro-Am games where All-Stars play in local high school gyms against division II walk-ons and real estate agents. Over the weekend, LeBron James met OKC rookie, Chet Holmgren, in another random gym in Seattle and the results weren’t great for the rook. Here’s the play where Chet […]
Last week, Atlanta Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna casually caught a DUI charge and then proceeded to just return to work as if he wasn’t blacked out behind the wheel of a car. Here’s how the fans embraced his return to the lineup. Marcell Ozuna loudly booed after striking out in his first AB since his […]
The Knicks and Utah Jazz have been engaged in Donovan Mitchell trade talks for what feels like my entire life. From the moment I opened my eyes for the first time to behold the beauty of life on Earth, the Jazz have been trying to steal a bajillion first-round draft picks for their shooting guard […]
The NFL season is approaching and this is a sports site so here is some junk food to get you ready for Week 1. Here are the 12 most intriguing players of the 2022 NFL season: 1. Khalil Mack The Chargers signed 5-time All-Pro edge rusher, Khalil Mack, and for some reason there an […]
Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work. Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This […]
Last week, Major League Baseball dropped the HAMMER on Fernando Tatis Jr, handing him an 80-game suspension for having Clostebol in his system. An absolutely devastating move for anyone who was waiting for Tatis to make his season debut and join the San Diego Padres super team batting between Juan Soto and Manny Machado. Before […]
The NFL preseason exists for two reasons: 1. NFL owners trick fans into buying tickets and packing the stadium to watch 4th stringers and future Wheel of Fortune contestants give each other concussions. The second reason is to murder starters and break all their bones in the 3 short minutes their own the field. The […]
Last season, the Giants decided to bring in a big-name receiver to help Daniel Jones progress to the next level and rightfully so. The Cowboys acquired Amari Cooper in 2019 and Dak Prescott had the best season of his career. The same thing happened for Josh Allen when the Bills traded for Stefon Diggs in […]
It’s way more fun to mock the worst head coaches in the NFL than it is for me to sit here and write “Andy Reid is really good”. Go read that boring shit at ESPN if you need it. Here are the 5 worst head coaches in the NFL: 1. Matt Rhule In 2020, there […]
The Cleveland Browns gave up both historic draft capital and record levels of cash to acquire a guy they knew was a sexual predator and surprisingly, that sexual predator might not even be allowed to play football this season. There are new reports saying Cleveland is interested in acquiring Jimmy Garoppolo from the San Francisco […]
Kevin Durant is one of the most talented players in the NBA. He also happens to be one of the biggest weirdos in the league who requested a trade from a franchise that has done nothing but adhere to all of his wishes. Last week, Durant met with Nets team owner, Joe Tsai, to essentially […]
After spending 6 years in San Antonio, Dejounte Murray was traded to the Atlanta Hawks and in his first summer away from home, he’s traveled court to court terrorizing everyone in his path. Dejounte Murray : Paolo banchero needs to be humble Also Dejounte Murray last week Vs a 9-5 worker pic.twitter.com/yEeaVFkjUw — John (@iam_johnw) […]
Why are some sports so similar? It’s a question that has perplexed experts for years. Some argue that it’s because of the physicality involved, while others believe it’s the mental aspects that make two sports look so alike. But when you compare NFL and Sports Shooting, there are some uncanny similarities that will have you […]
This week, the Philadelphia Phillies released Didi Gregorius in a move that will most likely open the door for 24-year-old rookie, Bryson Stott, to step up and become the new shortstop. What’s next for Didi Gregorius? In 63 games this season, Didi has 1 homer, 19 RBIs with a .210 batting average. Noooooooot great It […]
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