There is nothing cornier on Earth than a grown-ass man who cannot stop letting people know how ‘hard’ he is or how real he keeps it. Miles Bridges is a fantastic basketball player but he is obsessed with behaving like a straight-up dork and his most recent domestic abuse arrest is just the apex of […]
NBA free agency is one of the most exciting parts of the calendar and Kevin Durant has decided to completely hijack it with a sudden trade demand. It’s surprising after the news earlier this week of Kyrie Irving opting back in to return to Brooklyn. It’s over for the Nets. It’s already been reported that […]
If you want to make sure you are as strong as possible in order to play whatever sports you happen to play, there are a lot of ways you can achieve that. No matter who you are, where you are starting out from or what you hope to achieve, this is something that you can […]
Last month, the Las Vegas Raiders brought in Colin Kaepernick for a workout. ESPN reported that his workout was ‘positive’, whatever that means. There was zero video footage and not a contract offer in sight. No other teams contacted Kaepernick. But it was positive. Sure. This whole situation smelled fishy from the beginning. The Raiders […]
Alvin Kamara is still one of the best running backs in the NFL and the New Orleans Saints could lose him for 6 games. This should be the biggest story of the offseason but of course, it is being overshadowed by the sexual predator who ejaculated on strangers but for some reason still hasn’t been […]
The 2022 NBA Draft went pretty much as planned. There were no blockbuster trades or really huge risks taken. The biggest name moved was Kemba Walker and he’ll most likely be cut by the time you read this. But with every major sports event, there are winners and there are most definitely losers. Here are […]
Baseball feels like a decaying antique. The NFL and NBA dominate ESPN programming and occasionally you’ll see a centerfielder rob a home run before you get back to Stephen A. Smith shouting and sweating while debating Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James for the 1,000,000,000,000th time. Chicago White Sox manager, Tony La Russa, is the 77-year […]
For most of my adult life, the New York Knicks have had terrible NBA Drafts. From drafting Jordan Hill in 2009 with the no. 8 pick when the team was clearly being built around David Lee and it made no sense to pick another big man who plays the same position—especially when DeMar DeRozan was […]
There are a lot of weird and gross things in the sports world we all sort of agree is ‘normal’ like how local taxpayer money goes into the funding of a new arena a stadium but I refuse to allow the Cleveland Browns get away with this nonsense. Not right now. The Browns are looking […]
Matt Ryan is one of my favorite NFL players to follow because he is essentially Kirk Cousins with a few more wins under his belt which led to an MVP award and one of the most embarrassing Super Bowl losses in NFL history. Here are the numbers Matt Ryan somehow put up in 2016: 4,944 […]
Kyrie Irving has until June 29th to decide whether or not to pick up his $36.9 million player option and return to the Brooklyn Nets but a new report today claims Kyrie and Brooklyn are not on the same page and he could walk away from the team and enter free agency. Kevin Durant and […]
Quarterback competitions are hilarious. The goal for every NFL franchise is to avoid quarterback competitions at all costs. Obviously, you want a top quarterback who is head and shoulders better than their backup. Whenever you have to scrape together a quarterback room with bums, the outcome is always comedy. Here are the funniest quarterback competitions […]
Prior to the 2021-2022 NBA season, Andrew Wiggins refused to get the coronavirus vaccine which was required in San Francisco for large indoor events meaning Wiggins was going to miss Golden State Warriors home games for no reason outside of probably receiving a shitload of fake information mixed in with a fear of needles. Outside […]
For the past SEVEN years, this weirdo on Youtube has been pretending to be Klay Thompson to prank people or whatever it is the least funny people on Youtube do for attention. We may finally have relief from his tyranny after Monday night’s Finals game between the Warriors and Celtics. Here’s the official letter of […]
The Boston Celtics have miraculously found themselves in the NBA Finals despite their inability to dribble, pass nor shoot a basketball. They are now down 3-2 after losing Game 5 on Monday night 104-94. Boston is setting records with the number of times they give the ball to the Golden State Warriors. The game literally […]
Another week with thoughts in my dumb brain. As I write this, Deshaun Watson is in a woman’s DM begging for a private massage. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: 1. Deshaun Watson shouldn’t play football For some reason, the NFL has been radio silent in regard to Deshaun Watson. […]
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