First round pick, Zach Wilson, is still nursing a sprained PCL. Backup, Mike White, has returned to Earth with a 4 interception stinker. But the 2-7 New York Jets are finally ready to break glass for emergency to unleash their secret weapon on their Week 11 opponents. 11 touchdowns and no interceptions with a 117.2 […]
It is being reported that the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena starting December 25th. It is a 20-year deal worth $700 million and starting Christmas Day, cryptocurrency will get nonstop name placement on ESPN and etc. Most of the reaction has less to do with a […]
Brandon Boston Jr was selected 51st overall by the Los Angeles Clippers and was supposed to quietly develop in the G-League while Kawhi Leonard leads this team to a championship parade buuuut plans change. With Terrence Mann out and Nic Batum on a minutes restriction, Boston was given an opportunity on Tuesday night against the […]
Teddy Bridgewater is mid. His career-high 15 touchdowns in 2020 came along with 11 interceptions. He is incredibly boring to watch. He moves in slow motion. Provides zero mobility out of the pocket. Has the arm strength of a snake. And exists exclusively to hand the ball off and get out of the way. But […]
The Los Angeles Angels are one of the many Major League Baseball teams who seem as if they either don’t care about winning or can’t figure out the secret as they enter every season with one of the worst pitching staffs. They have now signed 29-year old Noah Syndergaard to join their starting rotation that […]
Let me start off by making it known this article is not about to be me on a soapbox waging my finger down at dumb teenage assholes drinking and driving. You make a mistake, no one gets hurt, you learn a valuable (and expensive as fuck) lesson and whatever. No, this article is 1000% about […]
The Chicago Bulls blew out the Los Angeles Lakers 121-103 on Monday night. You can downplay this win by saying that LeBron James didn’t play or that Anthony Davis was ejected or the Lakers are only a .500 team but yea cannot deny that previous DeRozan teams would’ve lost just knowing that LeBron was in […]
Odell Beckham signed a 1-year deal with the Los Angeles Rams on Thursday afternoon and was expected to be the no.3 receiver behind Cooper Kupp and Robert Woods. The next day, Woods tore his ACL in practice. On Monday, Odell suddenly went from a backup with no practice time with the team yet to an […]
Prior to Sunday afternoon, Mike White had done nothing but step in and put up numbers. Against the Cincinnati Bengals, the first start of his NFL career, White threw for 405 yards and 3 touchdowns completing 82% of his passes. The following week against the Colts, he went 7-for-11 with 95 yards and a touchdown […]
In a league where Trevor Siemen can trick THREE football teams into signing him and his latest one into giving him TWO starts, it’s still nuts that 32-year old Cam Newton can just be watching NFL games on Sunday at the local dive bar next to you. Until this week when Superman returned and immediately […]
Enes Kanter has been on an anti-China, ‘free tibet’, press tour for likes, retweets and photo-ops. His anti-Chinese rhetoric has led to the Boston Celtics games being banned over there which is honestly the best thing he could’ve ever done for the Chinese citizens. Kanter went on CNN to talk more about how he’s the […]
Sooo, I don’t typically dip the pen in ink for the women’s french professional league but the players on Paris Saint-Germain are, uh, attempting to break each other’s legs with paid hitmen so I have no choice but to talk about this madness. Okay here are the characters: 31-year old Kheira Hamraoui signed with PSG […]
Odell Beckham Jr is officially a free agent after the Browns had one of the most talented wide receivers on their roster and couldn’t figure out how to put the football in his hands. That was somehow Odell’s fault. Sure. But now that he can sign with a team that actually has a quarterback capable […]
Scottie Pippen isn’t doing well. He’s currently on a press tour for his book that doesn’t matter. Every day there is a new bomb dropped regarding how much The Last Dance documentary praised Michael Jordan and disrespected Pippen. Here is Scottie Pippen saying that no one gives him credit for playing with a bad back […]
Ben Simmons is never playing for the Philadelphia 76ers again. He had a mental breakdown in the playoffs leading his teammates and head coach to question his abilities. Of course he wants to be traded from a toxic work environment where he told the team he’s struggling with mental illness and the team demanded they […]
Last season, the Knicks gained homecourt advantage in the playoffs after finishing the year with the 3rd ranked defense in the NBA. 11 games into this year and the Knicks defense is ranked 26th and allowing random players to have the best games of their careers against them. So why does the Knicks defense suck? […]
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