On paper, the Cleveland Browns once again have the best roster in the NFL and are once again underachieving as they sit at 3-3 looking up at the Baltimore Ravens who have no idea how to lose games. And to make things worse, Baker Mayfield’s shoulder is destroyed and he will be replaced with Case […]
Biggest storyline of the season I wish I had something cuter to say here other than “can the Bucks repeat??” but I find this Milwaukee team to be very boring. Like, where are the anti-vaxxers? Where’s the story about Khris Middleton missing practice because he was out too late with the hoes? Yawn. […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Kawhi Leonard tore his ACL against the Utah Jazz in the playoffs and has no timetable for a return. This is a man who takes his sweet ass time recovering from injuries so there’s about a 98% chance Kawhi doesn’t even play this season and as you […]
Biggest storyline of the season Bradley Stevens littlefingered Danny Ainge. He stole the GM job and immediately reshaped the roster in his own image by shipping out Kemba Walker to bring Al Horford back to Boston for some reason. He also brought back Enes Kanter. There is nothing Bad Stevens hates more than […]
The Chicago Sky had a .500 season and managed to rise to the occasion in the postseason. They conquered the Phoenix Mercury in 4 games to win the 2021 WNBA Finals. Candace Parker returned home to Chicago in the postseason and brought a championship to her city. Mission accomplished. But with all of these major […]
Biggest storyline of the season THE GANG IS BACK BAYBEEEE. Except Steph Curry is a year older, Klay Thompson hasn’t played in an NBA game in 2 years and Draymond Green looks like he’s trying to get a medicine ball inside of a needle eye. Some people believe it’ll be like riding a […]
This Sunday, the Los Angeles Rams traveled to New York and destroyed the Giants 38-11. The two teams looked like they shouldn’t have even been on the field together. The Giants looked like Bishop Sycamore getting ragdolled by those high school kids. When you watch these two teams play, it’s impossible to not take note […]
Biggest storyline of the season I mean like, I can’t even be cute and talk about injuries or defense as if Kyrie Irving is one week away from hosting a Trump rally in Williamsburg. It’s tough for a 29-year old who clearly cares about good causes to have this identity crisis so publicly when […]
Biggest storyline of the season: The Lakers are the oldest team in the NBA. I’m sure this is the first time you’re hearing this but it’s true. They are geriatric. But the biggest storyline for the Lakers is dropping the atomic bomb that is Russell Westbrook. We can talk about his intensity and […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Some people can talk about Julius Randle’s regression. Others will bring up the rise of RJ Barrett. Are the Knicks angling for a Dame Lillard trade? I’ve heard it all. But the biggest storyline of the year is the return of Tom Thibodeau. There’s a reason why Thibs […]
The Chicago Sky are the only thing preventing the Phoenix Mercury, aka the bad guys, from winning the 2021 WNBA title after blowing them out 86-50 in Game 3. The Sky are one game away from winning their first title in franchise history thanks to the 20 point performance from the team’s unsung hero, Kahleah […]
Prior to this season, ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler went on TV and said the sources told him that this was this season opposing teams finally figure out Lamar Jackson. Here’s a quick clip from the Ravens Monday night victory over the Indianapolis Colts: Lamar Jackson was nothing short of incredible tonight: -37/43 passing, 442 yards, 4 […]
The Washington Football Team is in trouble. But an investigation into their nasty franchise has exposed some interesting emails and people completely unrelated to the initial investigation are catching strays left and right. First Jon Gruden went full MAGA and now Adam Schefter, this is your tape. Adam Schefter is the no. 1 NFL insider. […]
Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He’s also a conservative asshole with some of the worst non-football takes ever uttered by man. And now he owes the state of Missippi $1 million after scamming them out of welfare money. Last year, Brett Favre was paid a cool million for speaking […]
There are reports this week following the Yankees disappointing Wild Card loss to the Boston Red Sox that the team will most likely keep Aaron Boone as their manager despite his contract ending at the end of the year. Boone has a 328-218 win-loss record in 4 seasons as the Yankees skipper. He’s made the […]
Kyrie Irving is a complicated individual. Or at least, he’d like for people to believe that about him. His newest endeavor has been taking his anti-vax stance so far that the Brooklyn Nets decided this week that Kyrie will not be part of the team until he takes the Covid-19 vaccine. Here’s what Nets GM […]
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