The Pittsburgh Steelers are 1-2 this season, it turns out the quarterback who led the league in interceptions 3 years ago and then blow out their elbow 2 years ago and then turned 39 this year, is the main reason why. Ben Roethlisberger sucks, is my point. So far he has as many touchdowns as […]
Kelvin Benjamin’s NFL comeback has been cut short today as the New York Giants are releasing the wide receiver turned tight end following an altercation with the coaching staff. The altercation was the result of Kelvin Benjamin not making the required weight. Here’s Kelvin Benjamin’s interpretation of his time in New York: “I don’t want […]
Houston Texans starting quarterback, Deshaun Watson, is currently facing 22 civil lawsuits including claims of sexual assault and harassment from various masseuses across the larger Houston area. He also just casually showed up to training camp this week as if there isn’t a line of women all waiting for their opportunity to testify against this […]
The New York Yankees currently sit 8.5 games out of first place in the AL East in one of the most disappointing seasons in recent history. They are exceptionally average and with guns pointed at Aaron Boone and GM Brian Cashman, the organization decided to finally pull the trigger and trade for an All-Star. Enter […]
Look, there is no place in this world for crime. Stealing is bad or whatever. Don’t take things that don’t belong to you and blah blah. The Ten Commandments. You get it. But when former New York Giants corner, Janoris Jenkins, goes on Twitter and asks for help in finding his Rolls Royce, it’s difficult […]
Jameis Winston’s entire football career has been hilarious. From stealing crab legs at the local Publix to shouting ‘Grab her by the pussy (which the Daily Beast called a “Sex Chant”) at the Florida State cafeteria to throwing 30 interceptions and then getting Lasik surgery in the offseason as if his vision was the problem […]
The Knicks Game 3 performance in Atlanta was one of the worst basketball games I’ve ever had to sit through. New York shot 35% from the field and 30% from behind the arc which is incredible because it looked like they missed every single shot. The two main scorers for the Knicks, Julius Randle and […]
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