Everyone in the NBA has Covid but games are still being played every night despite most teams missing half of their rosters as guys quarantine. Instead of pausing the season or even ramping up Covid protocols, the NBA elected to give teams more roster spots which has granted us the opportunity to witness the return […]
During the Golden State Warriors dynasty, Steve Kerr took time off to recover from a back injury. Luke Walton became the interim coach and the Warriors did Warrior shit. Somehow Luke Walton got credit for the Warriors success despite them already being one of the greatest teams ever with the two greatest shooters ever and […]
There’s something truly magical about an NBA fight. One player fouls another player a little harder than normal. That player then randomly freaks out and shoves the player that fouled him. Everyone else immediately starts holding everyone back and the only people who get hit are the little trainers and water boys who physically cannot […]
Biggest storyline of the season The Timberwolves fired their GM a month before the season started because he was so so horny. The last move he made was acquiring Pat Bev. Dope. No idea what Minnesota is doing up there. Karl-Anthony Towns is statistically one of the best big men ever and no […]
Biggest storyline of the season This might be the first you’re hearing this so brace yourself: Ben Simmons doesn’t want to be on the 76ers anymore. It’s difficult to pick a side in this fight. On one side, we saw Ben Simmons break a postseason record for the worst free throw percentage ever. […]
Shortly after New England Patriots starting QB, Drew Bledsoe, suffered a season-ending injury in 2001, his backup Tom Brady was kidnapped and brought into a football laboratory where he was transformed into an Andriod designed with the sole purpose of winning Super Bowls. So naturally, whenever he is around his own children he appears extremely […]
Over the weekend, Sha’Carri Richardson made her triumphant return to the track coming back from a positive marijuana test that prohibited her from competing in the Tokyo Olympics despite being one of the biggest stars of the games. Let’s see her dominate the 100 meters at the Prefontaine Classic: Sha’Carri Richardson finishing dead fucking last […]
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