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Maybe Weed Isn’t A Performance Enhancing Drug After All

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Over the weekend, Sha’Carri Richardson made her triumphant return to the track coming back from a positive marijuana test that prohibited her from competing in the Tokyo Olympics despite being one of the biggest stars of the games.

Let’s see her dominate the 100 meters at the Prefontaine Classic:

Oh. Yike.

Was she shocked that the race was starting? Those Jamaican girls were out of the box while she was still standing there checking her texts. The biggest star of the sport was out there looking like she was running with steel toe boots on.

You can’t win every race, I guess, but coming in 9th place out of 9 runners is nuts. Those other 8 girls aren’t sponsored by Nike. Interesting.

Here’s what Sha’Carri Richardson had to say after watching 8 other girls

Let’s. Go. Talk your shit. It’s very odd that the woman who came dead last was even asked to be interviewed but go off. Who cares that she was so far in last place that she didn’t even touch the tape at the finish line? Get your shit off.

There were a lot of weird reactions following her loss. A lot of people Chesire cat smiling and loving the fact that this young girl took a massive L.

You are 1000% allowed to laugh at her coming in last and then beating her chest as if she won easily because that’s literally the premise to a funny comedy sketch.

But to want her to bend the knee and be humble is strange considering she’s a complete stranger and you have no idea how she feels or behaves when there isn’t a camera in front of her. She can be the most humble girl on Earth around people who actually know her but turns it up for cameras because fame equals money and money allows people to eat 3 meals a day.

Let’s chill with telling young black girls to sit down and be quiet. Being cocky as hell while also running like you have to pee and coming in dead last is hilarious. Just get jokes off and keep it moving.

The only real takeaway you should have from this event is that all the bootlickers who attempted to explain to us that weed is banned from the Olympics because it’s a performative enhancing drug need to have their platforms removed. Homegirl smoked weed and looked like she was running in the shallow end of a pool.

Let Olympians get high.

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