This week, it’s been revealed that Daniel Jones suffered a neck injury in Sunday’s 13-7 gross ass win over an Eagles team that did everything in their power to lose—including a 4 interception day by Jalen Hurts and an ugly dropped game-winning touchdown pass in the endzone by Jalen Raegor. The New York Giants season […]
Troy Aikman is on a hot streak of ‘old man yells at cloud’ quotes continuing this week with his remarks on a radio show about the Los Angeles Rams and their ‘super team’. “We’ve talked about it — the all-star team just — I’ve never seen it work in the NFL. I know Washington tried […]
For most sports, the offseason is one of most exciting parts of the calendar as big-name players become free agents and dictate the shape of the upcoming season with their decisions to play for whatever teams give them the bag but Major League Baseball has been run so oddly as of late that it’s a […]
Kemba Walker appears to be an overall nice guy, hard worker and new york native living his dream of playing basketball for the New York Knicks. Cute. He also gets devoured by screens, lost in defensive rotations and his brittle knees make him tortoise slow in transition. So when it was announced this week that […]
The Washington Wizards are 5-1 this season. That’s tied for the best record in the NBA. Everyone is sports media creating fake Bradley Beal trades even though Beal has made is extremely clear he’s not leaving DC. No one expected them to get off to this hot start but especially considering that their 2019 lottery […]
Carson Wentz is a backup quarterback who continues to convince organizations that he deserves to be QB1 despite the actual footage of him throwing footballs directly into opposing linebackers’ chests and watching them return it to the endzone while he limps off with a random leg injury. But the Colts came into a pivotal divisional […]
When the Rams defense jogs onto the field, it’s hell for your favorite quarterback. Aaron Donald is a 3-time Defensive Player of the Year, 6-time first-team All-Pro and the object best defensive lineman in the NFL. Jalen Ramsey is a 2-time first-team All-Pro and one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL. Enter Von Miller. […]
The Dallas Mavericks are sitting 4-2 this season despite having one of the worst head coaches in the NBA and a second “star” who spends most games on the sidelines with random injuries and black eyes. The saving grace is their secret weapon: Frank Ntilikina. Et si Frank Ntilikina parvenait à petit à petit s’imposer […]
The New York Jets have thrown a million terrible quarterbacks out onto that field to get obliterated by whatever opposing defense was coming to town. Whether it was Sam Darnold or Zach Wilson or Joe Flacco or Luke Falk—who was so bad that he literally sued the team—there was never a QB who actually looked […]
The following is a live journal from a middle aged Atlanta Braves fan who was in attendance this weekend for Donald Trump joining in the extremely racist Tomahawk chop. Leaving the second shift early to get to Truist Park for the Braves games I know our REAL president will be in attendance so parking […]
After Matty Stafford dissected the Bucs secondary for 343 passing yards and 4 touchdowns, Tampa Bay went out and signed veteran cornerback Richard Sherman this week. Sherman is a 3-time first team All Pro and 5-time Pro Bowler (if you care about that pretend game) but found himself a free agent 3 weeks into the […]
Adam Wainwright is 40 years old. Jon Lester is 37. Between them, they have 5,110.2 innings pitched in their careers. Honestly forgot that not only were these two pitchers still in the Majors but they’re both leading the St. Louis Cardinals to an NL Wild Card playoff berth after running up 17 straight wins out […]
Scottie Pippen is currently on a drunk bender that landed him a guest spot on the Dan Patrick Show where he decided to randomly declare that Phil Jackson is racist for some reason. DP: “.. By saying it was a racial move then you’re calling Phil Jackson a racist…” Pippen: “I don’t have a problem […]
Trevor Bauer has been a massive asshole for years. He harassed a teenage girl on Twitter because the girl was an Alex Bregman fan or whatever. He had an interview where he gave his ‘rules of dating‘ that included: 1. no feelings 2. no social media posts because everything needs to be private and 3. […]
The Boston Celtics fans are being Boston Celtics fans again which means everyone has to log off for the next few days as they try to convince us that they’re not racist. Over the weekend, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Boston Celtics 141-126 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. What will most likely […]
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