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I hate seeing leaked text messages hit the timeline. Always feels like a massive invasion of privacy and makes intimate, personal conversations sound insane when broadcast to the public.
I read every single text screenshot I see but I’m not proud about it.
Over the weekend, I saw a screenshot I absolutely should not have.
5-time NFL All-Star wide receiver, Steve Smith, texted a woman an update of the temperature outside—then a selfie from the least attractive angle ever—and continued a sexual conversation I imagine was occurring prior to the temp check and weird selfie.
The woman sees the worst selfie ever and lies about how hot Steve Smith is before informing him how—last time they had intercourse—Steve Smith ‘rearranged’ her IUD.
More screenshots between Steve Smith and this mystery woman leaked including one where the woman claimed she “would have gagged on it but I had to come home“.
So what do you do when you find out Steve Smith is spraypainting your wife’s g-spot?
Post through it.
All of these text conversations were posted by Tony Martinez—the husband of Nicole Martinez—the woman who opted not to gag on it because she had to return home to Tony and didn’t want to cough up Steve Smith particles in his face.
Tony Martinez—who has now nuked his Twitter account—posted texts between his wife and Steve Smith, tagging a bunch of news outlets along with the caption “My wife works for the Marching Ravens @Ravens. She met Steve Smith Sr. at work. Steve Smith has been [expletive] my wife. I got receipts, I got a lot more homie.”—ready to burn his whole life to ashes to embarrass his soon-to-be ex-wife.
According to big Tony, Steve Smith and his wife began their affair when they met in 2014, working with Marching Ravens—a Baltimore Ravens team initiative to improve the musical entertainment for home games.
Steve Smith and Nicole Martinez essentially met at band camp.
But my favorite part of the saga was Tony Tone recording a phone conversation with Steve Smith in which he accuses him of sleeping with his wife only for Steve to say “sorry” like he wasn’t even sure whose husband was bothering him this time.
Man just found out that former NFL receiver and current NFL Network analyst Steve Smith Sr. has been sleeping with his wife. He posted the texts and a phone call with Smith on X after finding out.
“I’m sorry”
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 22, 2025
Tony also clearly logged into his wife’s Facebook account to post an update, pretending to be her, admitting to the affair.
We are witnessing a Hall of Fame-worthy crash out.
The newly single Tony Martinez saw a former NFL player knocking around his wife’s IUD and bombed the internet with the details we did not ask for.
So far, there have been no updates from Steve Smith Sr, however, here he is wishing his own wife a Happy Birthday this past August while you know Nicole Martinez was at home watching old Carolina Panthers highlights on her phone.
Happy birthday 🎂 to Ace!!! Love you 😍 boo pic.twitter.com/ob13iIlDhH
— Steve Smith Sr. (@SteveSmithSr89) August 19, 2024
Perhaps this is a lesson. Maybe Nicole Martinez wanted Smith because her husband is a sociopath willing to post the brutal details of their personal life out of revenge. I should not know who Nicole Martinez is but thanks to her asshole ex-husband, I can now look at photos of her looking like Jeff Van Gundy’s daughter.
Be nice to your average-ass wife or a former Carolina Panthers wide receiver will. Don’t let your neglected wife in a room with Muhsin Muhammad.
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