The Tiger Woods Tampon Prank Was the Funniest Joke of the Year, Bro

Over the weekend at the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods and Justin Thomas had one of the funniest moments in sports history. After driving the ball further, Tiger Woods walked up to Justin Thomas and slipped him a tampon biggest he was playing like a bitch.

Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving it past him on number nine.

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— Rick Gehman (@RickRunGood) February 17, 2023

This is comedy gold and you can tell how funny it is by how angry the woke mob is in response to it. So many people upset and saying how unbelievably corny it is for a soon-to-be 50-year-old pillhead who can’t stop fingering Denny’s waitresses and local deli cashiers to be calling out another man’s masculinity when he can’t even keep his car in the right lane without flipping it into a swamp and scurrying away with Budweiser sweating out of his pores.

The annoying woke mob thinks Tiger Woods is a loser who can’t win a golf tournament now that he’s not using HGH anymore and it’s very clear he’s only invited to these events so the venue can sell more tickets and charge more for Miller Lites while Tiger keeps accepting these invites because the only way he can get dudes to hang out with him is if they’re at work getting paid to do so.

Here’s what Christine Brennan from USA Today said about the situation:

Does hearing about Tiger’s tampon trick mean a young female athlete coming out of college won’t try golf? That notion might be a bit extreme, but let’s put it this way: when the biggest name in the sport’s history is giddily spreading misogyny down the fairway, it might just confirm a woman’s suspicions about golf and send her to any one of the scores of other sports she can play for the rest of her life without running into a dude playing a juvenile tampon joke.

Wow, the joke went right over her head. She wants to focus on how much of a turn off that type of lame-ass behavior has on a generation of potential fans and women golfers but it’s simply a joke between two bros.

Who among us hasn’t driven to Walgreens to purchase a package of tampons and then quietly taken them out of the box to line our pockets with them for the sole purpose of making fun of one of our buddies when we like, chug a beer faster or hit a ball further. Comedy 101.

Guess Golf has gone woke too.