I’ve watched a lot of football, mostly teams flying into Jersey and beating up the locals like Ronny and The Situation—but a lot of football nonetheless. The 2025 NFC Championship game between the Eagles and Commanders introduced a rule I had never considered existed. Philadelphia ran Washington out of the game with a 55-23 victory […]
Last week, Marcus Mariota quietly led the Washington Commanders to a 40-7 victory over the Carolina Panthers after Jayden Daniels left the game one series in with a rib injury. Maybe it went under the radar because they beat a Panthers team that struggles to field 53 NFL-caliber players but in a season defined by […]
I have no idea if Davante Adams is still one of the best wide receivers in the NFL but I do know we’ll never find out as long as he continues wearing a Las Vegas Raiders jersey. More on this to come: A league source with knowledge of the situation confirmed that the @Raiders are […]
Traveling sucks. Taxis and airports and luggage and terminals and gates and Buffalo Wild Wings bars at noon—the whole experience is daunting but life can be made easier if you simply follow some key rules—none of which are bigger than DO NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE STAFF but NFL kicker, Brandon McManus, couldn’t oblige by that […]
I don’t have much to say about the 2024 NFL Draft. Trevor Lawrence being an irrelevant, slightly better Blake Bortles in his first 3 professional seasons has erased any excitement I might’ve had for Caleb Williams coming in. The ‘generational talent’ allegations no longer mean anything. The last no. 1 overall pick had all these […]
Every year it feels like a random, generic college QB—whose photos look like their mother dressed them for middle school picture day—finds themselves climbing up NFL draft boards based on intangibles. This season, it’s JJ McCarthy out of Michigan who recent reports claim may go high as no. 2 to the Washington Commanders despite not, […]
As of right now, there of six NFL head coaching vacancies but no two landing spots are the same. All six come with their own unique challenges and advantages. Every job has its perks and such. Most of these jobs suck, though. I can’t stress that enough. Let’s rank the 2023 NFL head coaching vacancies: […]
After getting their doors blown off in a 10-45 BEATDOWN to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving in front of everyone’s grandmas, the Washington Commanders have fired their defensive coordinator, Jack Del Rio. A shakeup in Washington:#Commanders defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio has been fired following another crushing loss, sources say, this time to the #Cowboys. […]
For as long as I’ve watched football, the Washington Commanders have never had a franchise quarterback who year after year could ensure them at least 9 wins just based on him suiting up that day. From Patrick Ramsey to Taylor Heinicke, Washington has been incapable of finding a guy who can lead them to the […]
The NFL is the last sport where men are allowed to be men. Real quick, here are the 3 places where you’re still allowed to be a guy: 1. The NFL 2. Donald Trump’s cabinet. 3. The Jiffy Lube break room. Anyway, these players are our modern gladiators. And sometimes practices get real—punches get thrown. […]
Carson Wentz killed a bear. Free agent #NFL quarterback Carson Wentz went black bear hunting in Alaska and posted on IG about his experience: (Via @Scott7news) (*) pic.twitter.com/2UrosZiYJh — MLFootball (@_MLFootball) June 23, 2023 Last week I wrote about Carson Wentz and Jon Gruden joining forces to create the Wonder Twins of lackluster quarterbacking. […]
NFL minicamps are wrapping up and 30-year-old Carson Wentz is still a free agent but he’s not just waiting by his phone for an opportunity. He’s taking matters into his own hands by joining forces with former NFL head coach, Jon Gruden. Free-agent QB Carson Wentz has been spending time in Tampa, throwing and studying […]
This week, the NFL suspended 5 players (4 Detroit Lions and one Washington Commander) for betting on sports games. Lions wide receiver Quintez Cephus, safety C.J. Moore and Commanders defensive end Shaka Toney have been suspended indefinitely. They have to apply for reinstatement in a year and beg for their careers back. Lions receivers, Jameson […]
At the end of February, the Washington Commanders released Carson Wentz. While the Packers and Jets are playing chicken over Aaron Rodgers and teams are pretending as if Lamar Jackson is asking for a billion dollars and the blood of their firstborn sons, Carson Wentz somehow remains unsigned. Carson Wentz is such a unique talent […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
NFL Week 17 is done. An emotionally exhausting week filled with massive meltdowns, legacy-reaffirming wins and near-tragedies. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, there were some big ol’ losers. Here are the 7 biggest losers of NFL Week 17: 1. Carson Wentz Took Carson Wentz 3 plays to throw an INT pic.twitter.com/IbXXELrOyw — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January […]
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