I want to start off by saying, Miss Linda Holliday, my DMs are open if you want to discuss any harm this Jordon Hudson woman has caused you. Text me. I’m here for you. Linda Holliday—a lovely woman, I’m sure—dated future Hall of Fame NFL coach, Bill Belichick, for 16 years prior to his, uh, […]
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. They dominate national NFL coverage despite not being a genuine Super Bowl contender since I was watching Doug and Rugrats. Yet they still dogwalk my beloved New York Giants twice a year just to spite me, specifically. Dak Prescott has a dart board covered in photos of my beautiful face. […]
I work from home so I spend most of my days locked into ESPN programming instead of actually working. I’ve been watching them slowly decline for years. Senior NFL reporter, Adam Schefter is one of the worst of the worst. He doesn’t do real reporting. Schefter is a vehicle, a mouthpiece for agents and owners, […]
It’s been almost two weeks since the horrific accident after the Ohio State-Michigan game when Michigan players attempted to plant their school’s flag on the Ohio State midfield logo, creating a chaotic post-game scene that ruined the day and was a black eye on college football—a storm cloud we may never see subside. The moment […]
The UCLA Bruins currently sit at 5-7 after losing back-to-back conference games to Washington and USC. Classic Big Ten football. In a year where the college football playoffs have expanded to seemingly allow every program into the postseason now, this isn’t a great time for UCLA to be lightyears away from relevance. With all the […]
Yesterday I watched clips of Tim Boyle and Drew Lock going through the motions of a lifeless Giants practice and made a decision. I could either continue pretending to believe Tommy DeVito is better than he actually is—the, maybe, 62nd best QB in the NFL—OR—I could lock in on college football, specifically getting to better […]
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. How can anyone give you what you want if they don’t know what you want? Colorado star, Travis Hunter, went on a podcast—hosted by RGIII and his weird ass wife from a war-torn Eastern European nation who sits quietly next to him—to give his argument for why he should […]
Nebraska losing a game in overtime by getting sacked on 4th and 29 on the final play is exactly what I needed to remind myself I am a fan of a cursed team that is allergic to relevance. The play that sealed the game for @IlliniFootball in OT! 🔒 Down goes Nebraska ❌🌽 pic.twitter.com/7IeAspAOiT — […]
Welcome to the College Football pre-game where we talk about some of the big (or random) games that will be must-see TV this weekend: This week we have Coach Prime vs. Dylan Raiola and Ashton Jeanty vs. Notre Dame. I used to love college football so this season I am forcing myself back into the […]
The Nebraska Cornhuskers play their first game next Saturday which means it’s rightttttt about that time I attempt to lock into another college football season, only to disappear a month in because my team had one. big nationally televised game against Oregon or Ohio State, and got blown out before halftime. This year is different. […]
Coach Prime is one of the most beloved college coaches in the country as long as you do not take any time to think critically about his motives, words or actions. When Sanders arrived in Colorado, after lying to Jackson State about how god told him to save the HBCUs or some shit, Coach Prime […]
I know everyone and their mothers has an opinion on who should be in the 2023 College Football Playoffs and I know that’s exactly what the NCAA wants but it’s still so weird to me that we aren’t all in agreement about Florida State deserving an opportunity to win the National Championship. I’m sure if […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
This weekend, we have an in-state battle between Colorado and Colorado State. Deion Sanders snapped his fingers and turned Colorado into one of the best teams in the country which has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Colorado State head coach, Jay Norvell, specifically has a problem with Deion wearing hats and sunglasses […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
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