On Saturday morning, I woke up in Vermont at 6am, hungover as shit, to see my cell phone BLOWN UP with texts about a Knicks trade I missed dancing my ass off at a wedding the night before. The rest of my weekend turned into watching Karl-Anthony Towns highlights, preparing for one of the biggest […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2024 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards selected big man, Alex Sarr, from France. At 19 years old, Sarr will be a project to develop but fortunately, Washington is less of a basketball team and more of an experiment to see if an NBA team can continue to be […]
Luka Doncic was trending yesterday so I clicked and started scrolling. Apparently Kevin O’Connor from The Ringer took time out of his busy day full of sniffing Elon Musk’s seats to report the Lakers have long-term plans of trading for Luka Doncic when the LeBron era is over which isn’t much of a story because […]
Last season ended early for the Philadelphia 76ers as they lost in 7 games to the New York Knicks in the first round. I walked away from that series thinking that team was Tyrese Maxey, a former MVP with a busted knee that’ll never heal properly because he keeps rushing back to prove, like, Twitter […]
Shout out to LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Steph Curry for leading the 2024 Team USA Olympic squad but this is their farewell tour. I don’t expect to see any of those 3 men playing basketball 4 years from now so we’ll have to re-tool the whole roster. I want to start by saying no […]
On Sunday, Team USA opened up their 2024 Paris Olympic campaign against Serbia. They won 110-84 thanks mainly to their elders, LeBron James, Steph Curry and Kevin Durant, reminding the world they are the greatest to ever do it. Durant led the team with 23 points on only 9 shots. LeBron was right behind him […]
I recently said I was done talking about the league for a while but 2024 NBA Summer League has come to an end and I have some thoughts. Here are the biggest winners from 2024 NBA Summer League: 1. Houston Rockets It’s safe to say, Reed Shepard very obviously should’ve been drafted no. 1, […]
With the 34th pick of the 2024 NBA Draft, the Portland Trailblazers drafted point guard, Tyler Kolek, out of Marquette. They traded him to the New York Knicks for a ton of future second-round picks. Felt like a nothing deal when it happened but Summer League has birthed a star in the making. Tyler Kolek […]
The league is losing one of the greats. 0-time NBA champion, Patrick Beverley, is taking his 6 points a game from last season and bringing it to Israel to play for Hapoel Tel Aviv BC. BREAKING: @patbev21 is headed to Europe. “They gave me everything I asked for… I couldn’t refuse.” Says Pat Bev He […]
The 2024 offseason is pretty much over, unless you’re on pins and needles waiting to see where Luke Kennard lands, so this will probably be the last NBA content on Deadseriousness for awhile. Let’s go team-by-team and talk about what their front offices were attempting to accomplish (and what I would’ve done if I were […]
The NBA Offseason isn’t totally over yet. I’m sure we are all refreshing our Twitter feeds, impatiently waiting for the DeMar DeRozan move but it’s time to give out some highly respected Deadseriousness awards. The Running The Bill Up and Sneaking Away Through The Bathroom Window Award Boston Celtics Jayson Tatum and Jaylen […]
Kevin Porter Jr is a bad guy. A genuinely bad human who, at best, is like the 211th-best player in the NBA. And the Los Angeles Clippers opened up the 2024 NBA Free Agency period by immediately signing Kevin Porter Jr to not only a 2-year deal but a 2-year deal with a PLAYER OPTION. […]
Something’s brewing in Michigan. On May 31st, Trajan Langdon was named the President of Basketball Operations for the Detroit Pistons. and in 2 short months, Langdon has snapped his fingers and turned the Detroit Pistons into an instant title favorite with some incredible wheeling and dealing. Tobias Harris has agreed to a two-year, $52 million […]
The 2024 NBA Draft first round didn’t have the blockbuster trades we expected or a ton of surprises. But I can say with complete confidence there were winners and there were most certainly losers. Let’s start with the biggest winners of the 2024 NBA Draft First Round: 1. Los Angeles Lakers The Lakers haven’t made […]
JJ Redick has managed to become the star of the NBA offseason and while typically, I’d complain about how often we’ve talked about JJ, it’s far better than the alternative: thinking about the Celtics championship. Ew. However, this new JJ Redick story may somehow be worse than the Celtics winning the title. A woman posted […]
The Mikal Bridges Knicks rumors may cease as the Brooklyn Nets finally freed him so he can play with all of his Villanova friends a few subway stations away. BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send F Mikal Bridges to the New York Knicks for Bojan Bogdanovic, four unprotected […]
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