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LeBron James Makes Season Debut, Decides to Become Best Point Guard in the NBA

In this week’s humiliation ritual, NBA sickos tasked with philosophizing the state of the NBA—injury reports full of stars only 15 games into the season—whose fault is this? Giannis Antetokounmpo; out, groin. Trae Young; out, knee. Anthony Davis; out, calf. Victor Wembanyama; out, calf. Anthony Edwards missed games. Jalen Brunson missed games. Cade Cunningham missed […]

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NBA

Tyrese Maxey is Just a Superstar Now and Alex Sarr Might Be Sick With It

Decided to tap into the Philadelphia Sixers—one of the final remaining undefeated ball clubs. Paul George recently had knee surgery. Jared McCain injured day one of training camp. Joel Embiid, on a minutes restriction—Jennette McCurdy’s ex to spell. This team should be sharing an under-the-stairs basement bedroom with the Brooklyn Nets. On Monday night, Philadelphia […]

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NBA

10 Genius, Correct and Galaxy-Brained Predictions For The 2025-2026 NBA Season

The 2025-26 NBA season starts this week. Can the Oklahoma City Thunder become back-to-back champions? Will Nikola Jokic win another MVP? Is this LeBron James’s last NBA season? Will Victor Wembanyama dominate? Probably. Let’s make predictions based on out-of-context historical precedents, random coincidences, hunches, women’s intuition, delusions of grandeur and dreams provided by marijuana leaves. […]

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