DeAndre Ayton’s career was always going to be under scrutiny after going no. 1 over one of the best basketball talents we’ve ever seen in Luka Doncic. Especially when you consider that he was selected by Phoenix because he went to college locally at Arizona. That’s the type of dumb cute shit that puts the […]
NBA media day is typically used to introduce new signings and give fans new phone wallpaper of their favorite teams ‘Big 3’ because every fan thinks their team has a Big 3. But this year, the conversation has almost entirely been about the few players who refuse to get the Covid-19 vaccine. Also about Ben […]
In 5 career NBA seasons, Caris Levert has missed almost 200 games already. Kevin Durant, James Harden and Kyrie Irving are all wearing Brooklyn Nets jerseys now thanks to the work Levert put into making that trash organization transform into a respectable location to play basketball. Last season, LeVert stepped into the Indiana Pacers lockers […]
The NBA world was caught off guard this week when the Minnesota Timberwolves decided to fire their team president, Gersson Rosas, weeks before training camp. There were rumors that perhaps the new ownership group didn’t get along with Rosas or whatever but it’s still silly to fire an exec after allowing him to lead decision-making […]
On August 20th, the city of San Francisco passed a law that required proof of Covid-19 vaccinations in order to enter large indoor events which includes Golden State Warriors games. That’s going to be a problem for the Golden State Warriors as it’s nearly the end of September and Andrew Wiggins refuses to get the […]
John Wall and the Houston Rockets have agreed that no one wants John Wall on the Houston Rockets. The problem is, he’s the 2nd highest paid player in the NBA and has been unable to play more than 42 games in a season since 2016. The 31-year old 5-time All-Star still makes an impact on […]
Jae Crowder is a 10-year NBA vet who is considered a 3 and D specialist who can guard the opponent’s best wing scorer while being a solid 3-point shooter on the offensive end. He’s been to the NBA Finals 3 times. Lost every single time but he’s been there at least. Oh, and he’s a […]
This morning, the Minnesota Timberwolves just traded away their 22-year old 2019 lottery pick, Jarrett Culver, to the Memphis Grizzlies in exchange for 33-year old Patrick Beverley. After an offseason in which the T-Wolves did *Googles*…nothing….the front office decided it behooved them to trade away one of their few good young assets in order to […]
With the 36th pick in the 2021 NBA Draft, the New York Knicks selected 20-year old Miles Deuce McBride out of West Virginia. What could’ve been a throwaway pick just to fill out the G-League roster, Deuce has decided to become the best basketball player on Earth during Summer League. DEUCE MCBRIDE HAS THAT CLUTCH […]
The New York Knicks had a highly underrated 2021 NBA Draft where they traded down and almost seemed to punt when the players they wanted didn’t fall into their lap but the draft experts didn’t recognize the steal New York selected with the 58th pick: Jericho Sims JERICHO SIMS CAUGHT A BODY ON THIS DUNK […]
NBA free agency isn’t quite over yet as there are still a few guys left unsigned that can make a huge impact on a team. Guys like Kawhi Leonard, Lauri Markkanen and JJ Redick are still out here unemployed surveying the terrain. While there are other players like Dennis Schroder and Elfrid Payton, who will […]
We are in the midst of one of the more exciting summers in NBA history. The NBA drafts are becoming deeper which means there’s just more talent in the league and that makes free agency even more compelling. Unfortunately, not every organization participated in the fun as they either sat on the sidelines not making […]
Elfrid Payton is the worst point guard in NBA history who somehow tricked the Knicks organization into not only employing him but STARTING him every night. No matter what team pulled up to Madison Square Garden, they always walked into the arena with the better point guard. You and 4 guys who are discovering basketball […]
One of the weirder and more unexpected collateral damages of the Russell Westbrook trade to the Los Angeles Lakers is this new ESPN report that details how close Westbrook was to teaming up with Kawhi Leonard in LA. But Kawhi was having none of that bullshit. Westbrook had become a father of three the previous […]
Jerry Colangelo is a loser who ruined the Philadelphia 76ers process after the NBA essentially threw Sam Hinkie out of the sport and replaced him with this weirdo who was caught using burner accounts to defend his decisions and the size of his enormous shirt collars. This same psychopath is still in charge of US […]
Russell Westbrook was meant to be on the Los Angeles Lakers and that move finally was made. Unfortunately, it’s about 3 years too late as he is joining a LeBron James-led squad that 1000% does not need what he provides. Breaking: The Lakers are near a deal to acquire the Wizards’ Russell Westbrook for Kyle […]
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