Adam Wainwright is 40 years old. Jon Lester is 37. Between them, they have 5,110.2 innings pitched in their careers. Honestly forgot that not only were these two pitchers still in the Majors but they’re both leading the St. Louis Cardinals to an NL Wild Card playoff berth after running up 17 straight wins out […]
67-year old pitching coach Larry Rothschild, was fired for the 2nd time in 3 years as the struggling San Diego Padres have fallen off a cliff and their pitchers have no idea how to throw baseballs anymore. The Padres acquired Yu Darvish, Blake Snell and Joe Musgrave during the offseason. Chris Paddack was supposed to […]
Tyler Wade entered this season slashing .190/.274/.301. A speedster who can play every position was never expected to hit for power but after 4 years of facing Major League pitching, you’d think he’d be able to slap a ball into the outfield or run out an infield single but nope. Wade was pretty much an […]
The New York Yankees have just completed a sweep of the Boston Red Sox that’s resulted in New York taking the lead of the AL Wildcard while Boston has dropped from first place in the AL East to not even making the playoffs if they were to begin today. HAHAHAHAHAHA. You know who Boston really […]
The New York Mets lost their 5th game in a row on Tuesday night and they currently sit 4.5 games behind the Atlanta Braves in the NL East. They are spiraling out of the playoffs and their owner, Steve Cohen, decided to log onto Twitter and shit on the team. It’s hard to understand how […]
We are currently in the midst of a major reckoning. Two of the best players in their sports are battling for their freedoms after details of the sex crimes have not only hit the surface but are currently being dissected in front of judges and court stenographers. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen professional […]
On Sunday evening, Miami Marlins outfielder, Lewis Brinson, was minding his own business at work when a spectator decided to shout the n-word at him so loud that it was picked up on the live game audio. Some fan was screaming “Nigger” as loud as he could at Miami Marlins player Lewis Brinson at Coors […]
The New York Yankees needed to make a big splash at the trade deadline after running on autopilot and being generally comatose for the majority of the 2021 season. They acquired two lefty sluggers, Joey Gallo and Anthony Rizzo. Problem is—Luke Voit is injured and his position has now been filled. Rizzo had a phenomenal […]
Everyone has their own specific sexual desires. Sometimes those desires lean heavier into fetishes and taboos that can feel embarrassing at times but we never kink shame here at Deadseriousness. If anything, I’d like to personally congratulate Brian Cashman for being open and honest with us to the point where he is just outwardly targeting […]
The New York Yankees currently sit 8.5 games out of first place in the AL East in one of the most disappointing seasons in recent history. They are exceptionally average and with guns pointed at Aaron Boone and GM Brian Cashman, the organization decided to finally pull the trigger and trade for an All-Star. Enter […]
After generations of being named after an ethnicity and having a cartoonishly mocking logo to match, the Cleveland Indians have finally changed their names to the Cleveland Guardians and like everything that happens in this country now, Trump supporters are weeping in the streets about how much they miss being allowed to be openly racist. […]
Trevor Bauer has been a massive asshole for years. He harassed a teenage girl on Twitter because the girl was an Alex Bregman fan or whatever. He had an interview where he gave his ‘rules of dating‘ that included: 1. no feelings 2. no social media posts because everything needs to be private and 3. […]
Last season, Buster Posey took the year off due to the whole global pandemic thing that baseball did not handle well at all. In 2019, Posey had clearly declined and was no longer in the discussion as one of the best catchers in baseball. At age 34 and in his 11th season of major league […]
On Wednesday night, the Arizona Diamondbacks lost 7-13 to the San Francisco Giants marking their 22nd consecutive road loss. That ties an MLB record with the 1943 Philadelphia Athletics and 1963 New York Mets. Baseball was played in suits and ties back then. The Diamondbacks have not won a road game since April 25th. It […]
Last week, the New York Yankees designated first baseman, Mike Ford, for assignment after a pretty abysmal season batting .133. That’s 8 hits in 60 at-bats. That level of production will get you designated for assignment 11 times out of 10. But there’s bad news: he’s being traded to the Devil Rays. Earlier today, the […]
Barry Bonds is the greatest player to ever pick up a baseball bat. I don’t want to hear about steroids or whatever. A lot of guys juiced up and none of them have Bonds’s home run numbers. No one comes close to his walk numbers. The goat. 762 homers, 1,996 RBI, .298 batting average, 2,935 […]
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