Baseball feels like a decaying antique. The NFL and NBA dominate ESPN programming and occasionally you’ll see a centerfielder rob a home run before you get back to Stephen A. Smith shouting and sweating while debating Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James for the 1,000,000,000,000th time. Chicago White Sox manager, Tony La Russa, is the 77-year […]
In 2018, Miguel Andujar was the Rookie of the Year runner-up. He hit 27 bombs with 92 RBIs. He led the Yankees in both hits and batting average. Over the weekend, he was once again sent down to AAA and has reportedly requested a trade. Since 2018, Andujar has played in only 90 games. He’s […]
It’s pride month which means brands are randomly adding rainbows to all their content to appear as allies to the LGBTQ+ community. The Tampa Bay Rays are wearing cute little gay pride patches on their jerseys to celebrate this month. Today, we wear our #Pride on our sleeves pic.twitter.com/bcOLJNhx6Y — Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) June […]
Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body. Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022 And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for […]
While everyone is celebrating the return of Major League Baseball following a lockout that should’ve never occurred, I am dumbfounded by the lastest maneuver of my beloved New York Yankees. Source confirms: Josh Donaldson and Isiah Kiner-Falefa traded to #Yankees, with Gary Sánchez and Gio Urshela going to #Twins. @JeffPassan was first to report. @mlb […]
We probably won’t see baseball in 2022 as Major League Baseball is in the midst of a lockout because the MLB owners and the MLB Player’s Association cannot come to terms with a new collective bargaining agreement. These owners are billionaires who have all the money, power and influence on the planet. Due to their […]
Derek Jeter has randomly stepped down as the CEO of the Miami Marlins after 4 and a half years of just vibing out. Here’s his statement regarding his departure: Jeter statement pic.twitter.com/2E0cyzbAfv — Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) February 28, 2022 “The vision for the future of the franchise is different than the one I signed up […]
Every year, MLB writers discover brand new ways to make the Hall of Fame voting about themselves rather than the legendary players whose legacies they are destroying for a crumb of attention. Whether it’s choosing to be the one asshole who refuses to vote for Derek Jeter, claiming no player deserves to be voted in […]
At the 2016 trade deadline, the Cleveland Indians traded left-handed pitcher, Justus Sheffield, along with their no. 1 prospect, Clint Frazier, to the New York Yankees for left-handed reliever, Andrew Miller. Here’s how Yankees GM, Brian Cashman, described Frazier’s talent: “Frazier has an electric bat. His bat speed is already legendary. He’s got all the […]
For most sports, the offseason is one of most exciting parts of the calendar as big-name players become free agents and dictate the shape of the upcoming season with their decisions to play for whatever teams give them the bag but Major League Baseball has been run so oddly as of late that it’s a […]
I’ve said everything that I would like to say about the Kyle Rittenhouse case where a kid went to a Black Lives Matter protest with a murder weapon, murdered people and then went home so you can go read that real quick if you want. It’s no surprise that the worst people you know were […]
The Los Angeles Angels are one of the many Major League Baseball teams who seem as if they either don’t care about winning or can’t figure out the secret as they enter every season with one of the worst pitching staffs. They have now signed 29-year old Noah Syndergaard to join their starting rotation that […]
The following is a live journal from a middle aged Atlanta Braves fan who was in attendance this weekend for Donald Trump joining in the extremely racist Tomahawk chop. Leaving the second shift early to get to Truist Park for the Braves games I know our REAL president will be in attendance so parking […]
The best part of a failed season is when stories leak about locker room incidents that we probably wouldn’t know about from a team heading to the World Series. The Yankees lost the Wild Card game and we’ve got a story about Gerrit Cole being the least fun human on Earth. Losing Spider Tack was […]
This week, the Yankees pretty much fired all of their assistant coaches sans Matt Blake, the pitching coach. As Yankees fans, we all impatiently waited for the final decision on Aaron Boone’s destiny only to be hit with a very annoying and predictable outcome. Boone will be signing a 3-year contract with an option year […]
There are reports this week following the Yankees disappointing Wild Card loss to the Boston Red Sox that the team will most likely keep Aaron Boone as their manager despite his contract ending at the end of the year. Boone has a 328-218 win-loss record in 4 seasons as the Yankees skipper. He’s made the […]
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