In 2018, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. They had a core group of players prepared to compete for titles year after year. Mookie Betts, Xander Bogaerts and Rafael Devers were going to be the main attractions to World Series parades in Boston for the foreseeable future. In 2019, Boston third Chaim Bloom […]
In 2018, the Boston Red Sox finished with a 108-54 record and won the World Series. They were equipped with the talent to form a dynasty that celebrated championships year after year. As a Yankees fan, I was disgusted. Also, they were probably cheating and their manager, Alex Cora, was a little snake and blah […]
Cody Bellinger is one of my favorite players in the game today. He’s a symmetrically faced, home run smasher who always looks like whenever he stays at a hotel, the guests in the room next to his have to call the front desk and complain about the strange skunk smell coming from down the hall. […]
Alex Rodriguez is one of the greatest players in the history of the sport of baseball. He joined the Yankees in the prime of his career and won two MVPs and helped the team win the 2009 World Series. In 2007, A-Rod opted out of his contract and re-signed with the Yankees for $275 over […]
Jacob deGrom is the best pitcher I have ever seen throw a baseball. He’s the best pitcher to ever wear a New York Mets jersey. He has two Cy Young awards on his mantle. Your favorite batters have closed their eyes and swung right through deGrom’s slider. Wherever he signs in free agency matters. […]
The Houston Astros won the World Series and thankfully in 2022, no one gives a shit about baseball on a national level anymore so we were waterboarded to death with Astros tributes and all that garbage. But baseball falling out of national coverage also benefited Houston in a way because no one seems to be […]
This week, there were rumors of the Houston Astros interest in signing Anthony Rizzo which would have been a knife in the face to a Yankees team they just ragdolled in the playoffs on their way to winning another World Series. The Rizzo deal is for 2 years, $34M with a club option for $17M […]
Bruce Bochy is one of the greatest managers in Major League Baseball history. After riding off into the sunset in 2019, Bochy is being dragged back into baseball for one last ride with the Texas Rangers of all teams. Bruce Bochy has been hired as manager of the Texas Rangers, agreeing to a three-year contract […]
Since 2015, the Yankees have been eliminated by the Astros THREE times, including a championship caliber team in 2017 that lost to a team that cheated to know every pitch coming. Fuck the Astros. On Wednesday night, the Yankees traveled to Houston for Game 1 of the 2022 ALCS. It didn’t go great… Houston won […]
The New York Yankees are in a 5-game BATTLE against a Cleveland Guardians squad full of rookies, AAA players and Jose Ramirez. Before Game 4 of the ALCS, baseball writers were ready to publish the obituaries of Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman for losing to a team with a payroll the equivalent of Giancarlo Stanton’s […]
It’s the MLB playoffs. 162 games later. This is what you work so hard for. The chance to win a championship. To justify all the hard work and sacrifice. To solidify your legacy so that people remember you when you die and you can feel like you made some sort of impact on this dumb […]
Shohei Ohtani is a once in a lifetime baseball player. The Earth has existed for thousands upon thousands of years and we are all fortunate enough to be alive during the reign of Ohtani. Yes, he hits and pitches and blah blah but he’s a beast at both. Let’s look at the numbers he’s put […]
Last week, Atlanta Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna casually caught a DUI charge and then proceeded to just return to work as if he wasn’t blacked out behind the wheel of a car. Here’s how the fans embraced his return to the lineup. Marcell Ozuna loudly booed after striking out in his first AB since his […]
Last week, Major League Baseball dropped the HAMMER on Fernando Tatis Jr, handing him an 80-game suspension for having Clostebol in his system. An absolutely devastating move for anyone who was waiting for Tatis to make his season debut and join the San Diego Padres super team batting between Juan Soto and Manny Machado. Before […]
This week, the Philadelphia Phillies released Didi Gregorius in a move that will most likely open the door for 24-year-old rookie, Bryson Stott, to step up and become the new shortstop. What’s next for Didi Gregorius? In 63 games this season, Didi has 1 homer, 19 RBIs with a .210 batting average. Noooooooot great It […]
Joey Gallo is a 28-year 2-time All-Star who completely forgot how to hit a baseball this season. He was an automatic out and a sigh of relief for opposing pitchers. When he stepped into the batter’s box you knew he was going to strike out. The Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal […]
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