Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have Drew Smyly getting history stolen from him, a star being suspended, another star coming back from suspension and a former […]
Shohei Ohtani is frequently described as this generation’s Babe Ruth and it makes sense. Ruth started his career both pitching and hitting, like Ohtani, before exclusively becoming a hitter and smashing a bajillion home runs against guys who had to rush home after the games and shower so they can head to their full-time jobs […]
We’re about 20 games into the 2023 MLB season and the Rays almost went 162-0 while the Oakland A’s plan to quietly move to the team to Nevada while no one’s paying attention. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Atlanta Braves Record: 14-5 Ranking Last Week: 1 If we’re going to continue […]
On Sunday afternoon, the New York Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 2-0 thanks mostly to the greatness of Gerrit Cole who blacked out and pitched a complete game shutout in an era where pitchers aren’t really allowed to go the full 9 innings because advanced metrics and medical science and blah blah. Gerrit Cole with […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have a late black history month celebration. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week: […]
We’re a week into the 2023 MLB season and not many things are clear yet but there is one obvious outcome thus far: the Philadelphia Phillies stink at baseball. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Atlanta Braves Record: 6-1 Ranking Last Week: 3 The Braves are coming off a 7-6 victory over the […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we a whole bunch of guys being unhappy as hell. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this […]
We’ve finally made it to opening day. We made it through the annoying World Baseball Classic discourse, the complaints about rules that no one will even notice and whatever the hell Carlos Correa was doing this offseason. Here are your opening day MLB Power Rankings: 1. San Diego Padres Perhaps I am […]
It’s MLB opening day so it’s time to make wild predictions and speculate based solely on the few Spring Training box scores I sifted through at like, 4am last night. Here are the 2023 MLB season awards predictions: AL Rookie of the Year: Anthony Volpe If you type in the name ‘Gunnar Henderson’, all […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have the World Baseball Classic and next week is opening day. Here are 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about […]
Being a sports fan means convincing yourself that you can say or do whatever you want because your fandom and love for a particle sports franchise somehow supersedes everything else in the world. We are seeing this in real-time as Mets fans are losing their shit over a random injury in the World Baseball Classic. […]
Often times as a sports fan, it feels as though you have to put your morals on pause while watching a game because there will be a star player who is allowed on the court or field despite the disgusting garbage they do in their free time. As a Knicks and Yankees fan, I had […]
I hate discussing the 2017 Houston Astros. The team blatantly robbed Major League Baseball and faced no real consequences. The championship wasn’t erased from history. Jose Altuve still has an MVP he didn’t deserve. And everyone involved still makes millions playing and coaching baseball as if they didn’t cheat the game. But I have to […]
This should be an article breaking down what the Chicago White Sox will look like after signing Mike Clevinger earlier in the offseason but instead, I have to write about Clevinger being a sociopath who is currently being investigated for physically and emotionally abusing his girlfriend and their 10-month old daughter. Here’s what 24-year-old Olivia […]
The New York Mets had a disappointing end to their 2022 season losing in the first round of the playoffs to the San Diego Padres. Steve Cohen was supposed to come in and buy all the best players and win championships and they ran into a Padres organization that may or may not be laundering […]
Two weeks ago, Major League Baseball very quietly announced that Trevor Bauer’s suspension would be reduced from 324 games to 194 games thanks to an independent arbitrator which meant he was eligible to play immediately. For those who forgot, Trevor Bauer was suspended because he sent a woman to the hospital during sex because he […]
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