The 2023 New York Yankees are a movie. Or a documentary on how not to run a professional baseball organization. I am loving every second of this nonsense and now, just 35 days after throwing a perfect game, Domingo German will miss the remainder of the 2023 MLB season to check himself into an impatient […]
Shohei Ohtani is the best baseball player on planet Earth and instead of giving him all of the money they can, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to trade him before the August 1st trade deadline. He is the best hitter by miles. He is one of the best starting pitchers too. At […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees were beat 3-7 by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim thanks in large part to Carlos Rodon pitching like he was in some meaningless charity softball where every runner he allowed on base was another $100 donated to the cause. Rodon pitched 4.1 innings, giving up 4 hits, 5 walks […]
We’ve come a long way from watching Ken Griffey Jr turning the home run derby into must-see TV but I’m still conditioned to watch this glorified batting practice. I’ll just lie and say it’s for the sake of content and not because I’ve been conditioned to care about this like the Slam Dunk content despite […]
On Wednesday night, the Cincinnati Reds stomped out the last-place Washington Nationals, 9-2. In the 2nd inning, Washington Nationals manager Dave Martinez asked the umpires to check Elly De La Cruz’s bat because his bat has a weird knob on the end that Martinez perceived could’ve been performance-enhancing even though it’s pretty much already been […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees beat the brakes off the Las Vegas A’s 11-0 and Domingo German threw a perfect game. DOMINGO GERMÁN HAS THROWN A PERFECT GAME FOR THE YANKEES‼️ (via @Yankees)pic.twitter.com/z9vnVhRtwA — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 29, 2023 German threw a perfect game with only 99 pitches. That’s unbelievable. Most starting pitchers can’t get […]
Josh Donaldson stinks at baseball and he appears to be the last one to find out he stinks. On Sunday afternoon, the Yankees beat the Texas Rangers 5-3 thanks to another great Gerrit Cole start. Harrison Bader simply being in the lineup seems to give this team a much-needed jolt. The 2023 New York Yankees […]
In 2019, Joey Votto was in the middle of an interview with The Athletic where the reporter overheard him talking to then-teammate, Jesse Winkler. Votto turned to Winkler and asked him “Do I still bang? Yeah of course. I fucking bang, dude.” Fast forward to 2023 and I have good news for everyone: Joey Votto […]
The New York Yankees are now 10.5 games out of first place thanks to being swept by the Boston Red Sox over the weekend. Disgusting baseball being played by the guys in pinstripes but no one’s struggles stick out more than Giancarlo Stanton who looks like he’s terrified every time he steps into the batter’s […]
It’s been an interesting month for (former) Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass. He shared a video of a Christian influencer urging people to boycott Bud Light and Target for daring to sell their products to gay people. Not a great look for a Blue Jays organization in the midst of marketing their upcoming Pride […]
We’ve got some brand new MLB storylines we need to talk about, believe it or not. This week we have Clayton Kershaw conveniently scheduling a Christian night after the Dodgers planned a Pride night, the Pittsburgh Pirates falling off a cliff and a Gary Sanchez update. Here are 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about […]
WE BACK BAY-BEEEEEE. We’ve got some MLB storylines we need to talk about, folks. This week we have a racist broadcaster, some fake outrage from homophobic dweebs and El Gary returning to New York. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week: 1. Soooo…you just did a racism […]
We’re almost 40 games into the 2023 MLB season and the New York Yankees somehow find themselves in last place in the AL East. Even behind the Baltimore Orioles. Disgusting work. Not a great time for Aaron Hicks to have the worst year of his career. Aaron Hicks flailing his bat on a 3-2 count […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have Drew Maggi making his MLB debut at age 33 and Luis Robert Jr just not giving a single shit about […]
We’re about 20 games into the 2023 MLB season and the Rays almost went 162-0 while the Oakland A’s plan to quietly move to the team to Nevada while no one’s paying attention. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Tampa Bay Devil Rays Record: 21-5 Last Week: 3 The Devil Rays finally […]
Last week, ESPN baseball reporter, Marly Rivera, got into a verbal disagreement with freelance TV reporter, Ivon Gaete, as Rivera and Gaeta waited behind Aaron Judge for an interview while he was signing baseballs for children. Here’s a clip of what went down: The moment that ended Marly Rivera Couldn’t have happened to a worse […]
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