Tiger Woods has had a decent life. Woods has won 15 Major Championships, like, 15 more than I have. His 82 PGA Tour wins are tied with Sam Snead for the most of all time. He’s made an estimated $1.8 in career earnings—just hitting a little ball into another little hole in the ground. Tiger […]
I’d be lying to you if I told you I was a big Alan Ritchson fan. Absolutely loved him in Blue Mountain State but I haven’t been keeping up with whatever soldier show he’s doing over at Amazon. Blue Mountain State was a comedy from back in the day about a college football program, sort […]
Saturday Night Live has been a liberal psyop for decades. They used Phil Hartman’s undeniable charm to make us fall in love with Bill Clinton—all while the Clintons were secretly beginning construction of their Death Star, AKA a local pizza restaurant with a basement dungeon full of children prepped and ready to be sex trafficked. […]
We live in a world of constant negativity. Pessimism has become the default setting as we close ourselves off from connecting with others—fearing rejection as we retreat back into our isolated internet caves, siloed off from human touch. Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert has had a fairly public search for happiness. A couple years back, Boebert […]
Emilia Perez is a French musical about a Mexican cartel kingpin who fakes their own death to start a new life as a trans woman—made by a French director who is completely dismissive of Mexican culture—starring Zoe Saldana desperately trying to win an Oscar, Selena Gomez, a billionaire who cries on social media about how […]
America desperately needs an underdog to step up and fight for all of us who are tired of being censored on social media. Elon Musk is the beacon of hope guiding us into a brighter future. Whether it’s by getting us to Mars or getting us in Dark Knight Batmobile-inspired trucks that look like they’d […]
Monday morning is tough for all of us but no one had a rougher one than Selena Gomez—who went opened up her Instagram app to post herself crying about her Mexican people being under attack by the Trump administration sending ICE out to round up anyone with an accent and send them to [insert name […]
Last week, Mark Zuckerberg went on the Joe Rogan podcast looking like a surburban coke dealer’s favorite client, and said he believed companies need more ‘masculine energy’. “I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuckerberg said during his nearly three-hour conversation with Rogan, adding, “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, […]
Brett Favre was one of the greatest football players of all time, frequently singlehandedly carrying the Green Bay Packers on his back with miraculous throws only he could make. However, his legacy has been altered by some questionable decisions, on and off the field, but it looks like Favre is finally ready to step up […]
I loved Aubrey Huff growing up. Maybe it’s because I played MVP Baseball, using franchise mode to turn the worst organization into World Series juggernauts and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays suuuuuucked. But yea, shout out my dudes Rocco Baldelli, Carl Crawford and Aubrey Huff—much love to Johnny Gomes and Scott Kazmir. I know Aubrey […]
Joe Rogan is the funniest stand-up comedian of all time. The greatest game show host. Shout out to Fear Factor. And obviously, the most important and talented podcaster to ever unbox a microphone from Amazon. But this week, Rogan mentioned that Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, asked to come on the podcast and Rogan refused. Joe […]
There is nothing on this Earth I care more about than maintaining a level playing field in women’s college volleyball—which is why I love Boise State Volleyball for forfeiting two regular season games and now a tournament game against San Jose State because they have a trans woman on the team. You have to respect […]
It took me wayyy too long to write these NFL Power Rankings this week so I didn’t get a chance to react to the Jets firing Robert Saleh. But I had to stop what I was doing when reports leaked out on the reasons why Saleh may have been let go. Robert Saleh should’ve been […]
The world needs more people like Harrison Butker. People who aren’t afraid to stand in front of a room full of college graduates and preach to them about ‘bad leaders who don’t stay in their lane’. We have a shortage of brave men willing to hold a room hostage in order to share the truth. […]
Italian boxer, Angela Carini, quit her match less than a minute in after getting punched too hard by Algerian boxer, Imane Khelif. Angela #Carini abbandona il ring nel match contro Imane #Khelif immagini @RaiDue #OlympicGames #Paris2024 #OlimpiadiParigi2024 #Olympic2024 pic.twitter.com/sLxmc8alBC — Emei Markus (@EmeiMarkus) August 1, 2024 Here’s what Carini said after the fight: “I had […]
Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
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