Robert Saleh *Needs* To Collect Receipts

Robert Saleh has won 4 games as the head coach of the New York Jets. He’s also lost 14 games including a boring ass game against the Baltimore Ravens in Week 1. Here’s what Saleh had to say about his ‘haters’:

Robert Saleh and the Jets are keeping receipts on those that “mock” the team:

“I’m going to be more than happy to share them when it’s all said and done” pic.twitter.com/608akdkz9H

— Jets Videos (@snyjets) September 12, 2022

Saleh will be keeping receipts on everyone making fun of the Jets. There isn’t a warehouse large enough to store all of the receipts from everyone mocking the New York Jets, especially the Saleh Jets who has a -209 point differential in his tenure as head coach. A team that hitched their wagon to an undersized injury-prone Mormon boy who spends more time hunting milfs than he does playing football.

Joe Flacco threw 59 passes on Sunday. There is no head coach in the NFL that would allow JOE FLACCO to drop back 59 times and if they did, you’d imagine there would be more than 9 points on the board.

I’m sure this will inspire the Jets locker room to rally around their coach and head to Cleveland fired up so they only lose by 10 instead of 20.

I really hope Saleh is truly holding onto his receipts because he will be unemployed by this time next year and he’s going to need a big tax return to help feed his family and put gas in his car so he can make it to his shift at Arby’s on time.