The New York Giants are 2-5 on the season. They aren’t good at football. But there are reports this week that teams are interested in acquiring their tight end, Evan Engram, and there should be absolutely nothing stopping this team for giving away anyone in order to gain future assets to build an actual good […]
The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-4 this season. They stink. They’re in 3rd place in the AFC West behind a team that has Derek Carr as their starting quarterback. You can point the finger at their atrocious defense but their defense has always been mid. The real problem is that Patrick Mahomes won’t stop throwing […]
So much talk recently about the supply chain and stores running out of stock nationwide as a result of the global pandemic wiping out millions of the working class who are responsible for making the world operate correctly. If you live in New York State and you smoke cigarettes, please stock up because the Jets […]
It’s important to start by defining what makes a football game exciting. There are moments that can truly make you jump out of your chair when watching a sport that is filled with 1-yard runs, punts every 10 minutes and penalty flags: touchdowns and sacks. But let’s focus on the latter here. There is something […]
Deshaun Watson has yet to dress for an NFL game this season. The Texans starting quarterback, Tyrod Taylor, went out with a hamstring injury and the team didn’t even consider activating Watson and instead elected to run out rookie Davis Mills. Watson led 2020 in passing yards. He also led the league in sliding into […]
The New York Giants are the worst team in football. Despite their 25-3 victory over the Carolina Panthers on Sunday to get their second win of the season, they still remain talentless and undisciplined. Everyone on this roster stinks except the one shining rookie star: Azeez Ojulari. Another Azeez Ojulari sack! pic.twitter.com/Ew4vhYqCO8 — Bobby Skinner […]
The best part of a failed season is when stories leak about locker room incidents that we probably wouldn’t know about from a team heading to the World Series. The Yankees lost the Wild Card game and we’ve got a story about Gerrit Cole being the least fun human on Earth. Losing Spider Tack was […]
Biggest storylines of the season Everyone is focused on the returns of Kawhi Leonard and Klay Thompson and how they’ll impact the title picture but I’d say Jamal Murray coming back from his ACL injury will quite literally decide who takes who the chip. Back-to-back 40-PT games for @BeMore27! Jamal Murray’s 42 PTS (33 […]
Biggest storyline of the season We can talk about the fit with the new cast of characters coming to the Windy City but this season is all about Zach LaVine. He’s become one of the best scorers in the NBA yet he’s playing on a one-year deal with no extension in sight. Signing […]
Biggest storyline of the season The Timberwolves fired their GM a month before the season started because he was so so horny. The last move he made was acquiring Pat Bev. Dope. No idea what Minnesota is doing up there. Karl-Anthony Towns is statistically one of the best big men ever and no […]
Biggest storyline of the season This might be the first you’re hearing this so brace yourself: Ben Simmons doesn’t want to be on the 76ers anymore. It’s difficult to pick a side in this fight. On one side, we saw Ben Simmons break a postseason record for the worst free throw percentage ever. […]
This week, the Yankees pretty much fired all of their assistant coaches sans Matt Blake, the pitching coach. As Yankees fans, we all impatiently waited for the final decision on Aaron Boone’s destiny only to be hit with a very annoying and predictable outcome. Boone will be signing a 3-year contract with an option year […]
Biggest storyline of the season This is the season we learn if the Heat’s success in the bubble was a scam or not. We allowed Duncan Robinson and Tyler Herro to become household names. Are we sure Bam Adebayo is…good? Or are the Heat always going to be talked about in high […]
Biggest storyline of the season Jason. Fucking. Kidd. This bum ass hoe has been granted a THIRD CHANCE to coach an NBA team after his heist in Brooklyn and his awkward tyrannical rule in Milwaukee where he bullied Giannis just to prove that he was the most powerful man in the room […]
On paper, the Cleveland Browns once again have the best roster in the NFL and are once again underachieving as they sit at 3-3 looking up at the Baltimore Ravens who have no idea how to lose games. And to make things worse, Baker Mayfield’s shoulder is destroyed and he will be replaced with Case […]
Biggest storyline of the season I wish I had something cuter to say here other than “can the Bucks repeat??” but I find this Milwaukee team to be very boring. Like, where are the anti-vaxxers? Where’s the story about Khris Middleton missing practice because he was out too late with the hoes? Yawn. […]
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