Shohei Ohtani is frequently described as this generation’s Babe Ruth and it makes sense. Ruth started his career both pitching and hitting, like Ohtani, before exclusively becoming a hitter and smashing a bajillion home runs against guys who had to rush home after the games and shower so they can head to their full-time jobs […]
We’re about 20 games into the 2023 MLB season and the Rays almost went 162-0 while the Oakland A’s plan to quietly move to the team to Nevada while no one’s paying attention. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Atlanta Braves Record: 14-5 Ranking Last Week: 1 If we’re going to continue […]
If I’ve learned anything listening to NFL draft coverage over the years, it’s that no one understands how to properly evaluate quarterbacks. Not NFL organizations, not college football media, not NFL media and not fans. No one understands what it takes to succeed in the National Football League which means we have to list off […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Chicago Bulls are 40-42 and the 9th seed in the Eastern Conference. Last season, this team finished 6th and lost in the first round to the Milwaukee Bucks. This year, they were largely […]
The Sacramento Kings are the second-best team in the Western Conference. They are up 2-0 on the seventh-seeded Golden State Warriors as they’re supposed to be because they’re the better basketball team and have been all year long. But the Warriors are running a full-court press with the media to let everyone know that the […]
On Sunday afternoon, the New York Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 2-0 thanks mostly to the greatness of Gerrit Cole who blacked out and pitched a complete game shutout in an era where pitchers aren’t really allowed to go the full 9 innings because advanced metrics and medical science and blah blah. Gerrit Cole with […]
This week, Jalen Hurts became the highest-paid player in the NFL after signing a 5-year $255 million contract extension, including $110 million guaranteed upon signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts’ salary-cap numbers for the next four seasons after today’s $255 million extension: 🏈2023: $6.15 million 🏈2024: $13.56 million 🏈2025: $21.77 million 🏈2026: […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The Dallas Mavericks finished 38-44 and the 11th seed in a weak ass Western Conference after trading Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, a 2029 first-round pick, and second-round picks in 2027 and 2029 for Kyrie Irving. […]
On Tuesday night, the Knicks lost 90-107 in Game 2 and now the series is tied 1-1 going back to New York. It’s shocking to see the Knicks manage to even reach 90 points after the Cavs put that team in handcuffs all game long. 1. Fuck Jarrett Allen With just over 2 minutes […]
Whenever people talk about this Golden State Warriors run, there is always a mention of how many Hall of Famers they have. When referring to Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green, people will say all 3 players belong in the HoF but we really need to stop all pretending as if Green is some […]
The 2022-23 NBA season has concluded which means it’s time to hand out awards. Let’s not overthink this whole thing and try to stand out by making ludicrous selections so that we stand out and look like geniuses and get clicks and this whole intro is definitely a shot a very specific sports media personalities. […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have a late black history month celebration. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week: […]
Before this season started, I stated that Quentin Grimes would have a better career than Donovan Mitchell. They called me a mad man for believing it wasn’t worth giving up all of the Knicks young players for a guy who scores a bunch but doesn’t really do much outside of that. Fast forward to the […]
We’re a week into the 2023 MLB season and not many things are clear yet but there is one obvious outcome thus far: the Philadelphia Phillies stink at baseball. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Atlanta Braves Record: 6-1 Ranking Last Week: 3 The Braves are coming off a 7-6 victory over the […]
This article is going to hurt writing. I am about to write something that defends Mac Jones—a guy who seems like he’d call me a racial slur if I beat him in a beer pong game at a frat party. Mac Jones seems like he calls women “bitches” after he DMs them begging for pussy […]
On Sunday afternoon, the LSU Tigers beat the brakes off the Iowa Hawkeyes in a 102-85 massacre. Unfortunately, we can’t enjoy their victory thanks to Angel Reese behaving like a classless thug, taunting her opponents and disrespecting the game of basketball. It says a lot about this teenager’s character that she taunted her opponents […]
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