I am an expert when it comes to scaring the hoes. It was my superpower for most of my life. Some people can dunk. Some people are great at math. I was born with the innate ability to scare the hoes. And based on my years of making girls uncomfortable, I have developed a unique […]
I love the NBA Play-In Tournament. It requires teams bust their ass to lock up the top 6 seeds and avoid a single-game elimination while also incentivizing teams who would typically start tanking at the end of the season to try and make the play-in game and potentially sneak into the postseason. No organization is […]
I don’t have much to say about the 2024 NFL Draft. Trevor Lawrence being an irrelevant, slightly better Blake Bortles in his first 3 professional seasons has erased any excitement I might’ve had for Caleb Williams coming in. The ‘generational talent’ allegations no longer mean anything. The last no. 1 overall pick had all these […]
I didn’t go out much in college. I somehow snuck into the pre-med program for a science-oriented university in New York. Going to class never made any of my to-do lists since I was pretty much only there to make my parents happy and get out of the house. But then I moved into dorms […]
This season, it feels like anyone can win the championship. Sure, the Nuggets and Celtics have a better chance compared to like, the Bulls or whatever but with no real favorite, a few organizations whose seasons end earlier than expected will look around the building for people to fire or trade. In the past, this […]
On Friday night, the Cincinnati Reds pounded on the Chicago White Sox winning 11-1 to keep pace in a stacked NL Central. A big part of Cincinnati’s victory was the power of second-year shortstop, Elly De La Cruz, who hit his 4th homer of the season continually his streak of 4 consecutive games with a […]
Prior to last season, the Padres had developed a reputation for hitting bombs. In 2020, they were given the nickname ‘Slam Diego Padres’ after hitting grand slams in four consecutive games. However in 2023, with their most talented roster in years, the team finished only 2 games above .500 and missed the playoffs. On Friday […]
Umpires and referees should be faceless, nameless entities who exist for the sole purpose of maintaining the rules and fairness in sports. It’s not great that we all know the name of Major League Baseball umpire, Angel Hernandez. On Friday night, Texas Rangers rookie, Wyatt Langford, stepped up to the plate in the 4th inning […]
This week, Tom Brady appeared on some random podcast with a barber who cuts your hair for literally an hour while asking you questions and looking like he has a complicated relationship with the Jewish community. The host asked Brady if he’d pick up the phone if an NFL team asked. Here’s what the former […]
The Boston Celtics have a squad full of chokers. Like, generational chokers on the level of a Gianna Michaels/Carmella Bing tag team video. Sure, they have the best regular season record this year but they’ve done most of their damage against an Eastern Conference where 33% of the teams are tanking. Jayson Tatum is a […]
I’m putting on my NFL GM hat. This is my tryout. I deserve to be in a front office. But more importantly, I like chaos so let’s make up some random ass trades to make the league more interesting. Here are 3 blockbuster 2024 NFL Draft trade ideas: 1. Minnesota Vikings trade no. 11 and […]
The 2024 NBA Playoffs start on April 20th. Ten days. Let’s talk about some of the biggest storylines heading into the postseason. The Western Conference is STACKED. Who in the East can take out the Boston Celtics? Joel Embiid tore his ACL and is just back playing basketball a month later like his knee isn’t […]
Wrestlemania 40 felt like the most important event in recent WWE history. The play was obvious: erase Vince McMahon from our memories and re-establish the brand as something separate from whatever nonsense the sexual predator was trying to create for the last few years. Typically when I’ve done these WWE PPV reviews, I’ve gone match-by-match […]
With the 2024 NFL Draft quickly approaching, the free agency period is pretty much over so let’s look at some of the better moves from the 2024 NFL offseason: Honorable mentions: Steelers sign Russell Wilson: DangeRuss makes me cringe and I feel like he’s pretending to be the star of a CW series for so […]
“Your second shit put niggas to sleep but they gassed it”, J. Cole says on 7 Minute Drill, his response to Kendrick Lamar’s recent diss on Future’s latest album. The irony. The lack of self-awareness. J. Cole just NOW started making interesting music. Before linking up with guys like J.I.D and Earthgang—rappers far more captivating […]
I’ll never know what it feels like to follow in your father’s footsteps when your father is the greatest to ever do the thing you are attempting to do. My dad worked for New York State and I’m sure he was good at his job but I wouldn’t say I felt a ton of pressure […]
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