Kendrick Lamar told Drake “I am the culture and you are a vulture draining our resources for fame”. He followed that up by bringing together California artists for a massive Los Angeles pop-up show on Juneteenth to c-walk on his grave. Bloods and crips joined forces to call Drake a pedophile at the top of […]
We may have just witnessed the most boring NBA Finals as the Boston Celtics beat the Dallas Mavericks in 5 uneventful games. It’s easy to hate seeing Boston Celtics fans experience joy and clowning Jayson Tatum for being a cornball is second nature at this point but I can’t help but think ESPN’s NBA broadcasts […]
In 2015, we witnessed the passing of the torch in the Bronx. Guys from the 2009 championship team like Mark Teixeira and Alex Rodriguez were suddenly zapped of their abilities to catch up to fastballs but rookies Greg Bird and Gary Sanchez came in looking like they were next in line to get their numbers […]
Last year, I wrote about Bill Belichick breaking up with longtime girlfriend, Linda Holliday. I was mostly just using it as an opportunity to hit on Linda Holliday. I still am. Linda, if you’re reading this, call me. But it’s on to the next one for big Billy Belichick as he is reportedly dating 24-year-old […]
The Detroit Pistons finished a disgusting 2022-23 NBA season with only 17 wins. Naturally, their head coach, Dwane Casey, “stepped down” from the position but the damage was already done. Their coaching job was perhaps the least desirable in the league. Cade Cunningham was the only good NBA player on the roster and that man […]
As we quickly approach the offseason, the Los Angeles Lakers head coach position remains vacant. Let’s fix that today. We have to factor in the specific variables that go along with coaching the 2024-25 Los Angeles Lakers: LeBron James’s vacation home is soon-to-be occupied. The teacher in their 25th year, coasting, playing movies, running through […]
Caitlin Clark news is almost always bad. Her existence invites some of the lamest humans on Earth: weirdos who pretend to care about ratings and business. Folks who never have and never will care about the WNBA have become obsessed with telling the rest of us how important Clark is to the health of women’s […]
I’ve seen 1 game out of a 7 games series and I’m ready to make wild assumptions and overreactions based on the smallest sample size possible. Game 1 of the NBA Finals went to the Boston Celtics. It was a blowout from the beginning. Boston made every single jump shot they took while Dallas played […]
From the moment LeBron James arrived in LA, the Lakers have had an internal power struggle between the owner—a 60-year-old woman who inherited the team from her father and now gets most of her basketball-related advice from a former player’s wife—a former agent turned GM—who built a championship team in 2020 that he immediately blew […]
CJ Stroud just had one of the best rookie seasons ever. The no. 2 overall pick took a Houston Texans team that, well, earned the no. 2 pick, and not only led them to the postseason but took a first-round W away from the former Texans star QB who was traded to Cleveland because he […]
Welcome to this weekend in baseball where we talk about some of the more interesting storylines of the weekend in MLB. This week, the Aaron Judge Juan Soto led Yankees spank the Giants and the Tigers punt on their former no. 1 overall pick. 1. Aaron Judge and Juan Soto on the same […]
It’s time for quarterback battles, bay-beeeeee. Training camp is coming and nothing is more interesting to me than seeing the like, 23rd and 31st best QBs in the NFL battling to start for an organization in so much shambles that they are prepared to enter a season with the 31st best QB starting for them. […]
Caitlin Clark, the savior of women’s basketball, has been under attack since arriving in the WNBA. Every time I unlock my phone, I see a new clip of Caitlin on the receiving end of a cheap shot or flagrant foul. These women cannot contain their hate for the biggest star in the sport’s history. In […]
I am a diehard New York Giants fan and I feel like I have no real relationship with the star tight end of the team, Darren Waller. In 1 season with the team, he played 12 meaningless games and caught 52 forgettable passes from any combination of Daniel Jones, Tyrod Taylor and Tommy DeVito as […]
Every season ends with a quarter of the NFL firing their head coaches, quickly followed up by those same teams rushing to hire a replacement as they head into the draft and free agency. But none of these situations are the same. Let’s rank the 7 new NFL head coaches based on who has […]
The 2023 Miami Dolphins won 11 games and were the best passing attack in the NFL. Their vape-dependent head coach, Mike McDaniel, was labeled a genius for somehow devising the master plan to get the ball in the hands of Jaylen Waddle and Tyreek Hill—two of the fastest players in the sport. Genius. Then the […]
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