On July 26th, 2021, the Pittsburgh Pirates traded Clay Holmes to the New York Yankees for Diego Castillo and Hoy Park—two guys who are currently minor leaguers in other organizations like, one bad week away from applying for CDLs. The trade didn’t lead off Sportscenter with Scott Van Pelt that night. Clay’s face wasn’t on […]
On Monday night, the Iowa Hawkeyes beat the LSU Tigers 94-87 to advance to the Final Four of the women’s NCAA March Madness tournament thanks mainly to the LSU head coach, Kim Mulkey, being a woke cuck and taking her team off the court, missing the National Anthem and effectively declaring war on America. You […]
Malachi Flynn scored 50 points last night, yo. 50 POINTS FOR @malachiflynn! Career night for the Pistons guard as he goes 17-25 off the bench 🤯 pic.twitter.com/V2dQeNyrfD — NBA (@NBA) April 4, 2024 Here’s what Flynn did in the Pistons 113-121 loss to the Hawks: 50 points 18-for-25 from the field (72%) 5-for-9 from 3 […]
I had a huuuuuge Friday night planned. Netflix dropped a brand new season of Is It Cake—the show where contestants bake cakes that look identical to real-life objects, in an attempt to trick celebrity(ish) judges into believing their cakes are real objects. Sometimes they bake a cake that looks like a tennis shoe. Sometimes they […]
Alex Rodriguez is one of the most simple athletes of all time. And I don’t mean simple like I believe he’s slow or incapable of understanding complicated concepts or anything like that but I call him simple because for so many years, people have described A-Rod as ‘complex’ while every step of the way, this […]
2024 MLB Opening Day restored the vibes back. There is truly nothing that gets me more excited about baseball than, well, some baseball. From Mike Trout hitting a BOMB to the Los Angeles Dodgers just being unbelievably unfair, let’s talk about what we learned on Thursday. Here are the 7 biggest takeaways from 2024 MLB […]
Every year it feels like a random, generic college QB—whose photos look like their mother dressed them for middle school picture day—finds themselves climbing up NFL draft boards based on intangibles. This season, it’s JJ McCarthy out of Michigan who recent reports claim may go high as no. 2 to the Washington Commanders despite not, […]
A lot is going on in the world these days. But Major League Baseball is returning as much-needed comfort food. 162 games. It’s officially summertime. Time to make wild predictions and speculate based on nothing. Here are the 2024 MLB Season Awards predictions: AL Rookie of the Year: Wyatt Langford The Texas Rangers won […]
This week, the NBA began an investigation into Toronto Raptors backup big man, Jontay Porter, following peculiar rises in action on prop bets where people were suddenly rushing to bet the under for a guy who’s barely able to hang onto an NBA roster. Toronto Raptors center Jontay Porter is out of the lineup and […]
Kim Mulkey is one of the greatest basketball coaches of all time. With a 720-117 win-loss record and 4 national championships, including winning it all last season, Mulkey has established herself as one of the GOATs. Most people know Kim Mulkey from her loud ass outfits—as she can typically be found on the sidelines dressed […]
I don’t love writing about these stories, especially when they first break without any real information coming out yet but the star quarterback for America’s team potentially being a sex criminal seems like something that’s worth typing up a few words for. Dak Prescott has quietly been accusing a woman of extorting him out of […]
From 2018-2021. Ben Simmons was one of the best defenders in the NBA who would force guys into terrible shots, grab those rebounds, push the pace down the court, and use his natural court vision to find open shooters, racking up assists. Despite being a triple-double machine capable of guarding strong wings as well as […]
I’ve done a deep dive into what went wrong with Russell Wilson in Denver and in that deep dive, I said the Pittsburgh Steelers were meeting with Russ but would refuse to sign him when Wilson shows up acting like a robotic weirdo programmed to be a polite teenager asking if he can take your […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. This week we have Maxxine Dupri’s dead brother and the debuts of Okada and Mercedes Mone Maxxine Dupri vs. Candice LeRae A couple weeks ago, I wrote my review of 2024 […]
Aroldis Chapman is one of the most complicated figures in Major League Baseball. He’s been kicked out of the league for abusing his loved ones and he’s helped the Chicago Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, before sliced bread was invented. When your life has taken so many twists and turns, it’s important […]
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