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AEW Revolution 2025 Awards
From Toni Storm becoming a legend to Edge and Moxley looking around like “we’re legends, right..RIGHT?” Here’s AEW Revolution 2025 awards
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Trade Grades: Seattle Sends DK Metcalf To Pittsburgh Steelers
The Seattle Seahawks traded wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Pittsburgh Steelers for a 2nd round pick..but who won the trade???
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Daniel Jones Is Exactly What The Indianapolis Colts Are Looking For
Signing a 1-year, $14 million contract, Daniel Jones takes his questionable talents to the Indianapolis Colts to battle Anthony Richardson.
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Xavier Worthy Survives His Kansas City Chiefs Humiliation Ritual
With his recent arrest for strangling a woman, ya know, that thing psychopaths do, Xavier Worthy is officially a Kansas City Chief.
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Gerrit Cole Needing Tommy John Surgery Is The Best Possible Scenario For The New York Yankees
A Gerrit Cole Tommy John surgery miiiiight feel like a punch in the face for Yankees fans but *takes shot of cope* this is actually GOOD news
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Jevon Holland Is Coming To Save The Giants Pathetic Secondary
4-year safety with the Miami Dolphins is signing a 3-year, $45 million deal to save the New York Giants putrid secondary.
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Sam Darnold Moves To Seattle To Become The Next Seahawks QB Treading Water
Sam Darnold is the new QB1 of the Seattle Seahawks, signing a 3-year $100 million contract with $55 million guaranteed to go .500 every season
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NOT DRUSKI NOOOOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY OIL
Never expected to see Druski and Diddy in the same sentence but I DEFINITELY didn’t expect them to be in the same baby oil sentence. Ew.
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After Scamming the New York Jets, Haason Reddick Brings His Talent To Tampa Bay
2022 All-Pro defensive end, Haason Reddick, after wasting the New York Jets time, signs a 1-year, $14 million deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs.
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2025 New York Jets Free Agency Guide
From suring up the trenches to deciding, ya know, who will be their starting quarterback, let’s talk 2025 New York Jets free agency.
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2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Free Agency Guide
From locking down Chris Godwin to potentially reeling in a Bosa Brothers, let’s talk 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers free agency.
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2025 Chicago Bears Free Agency Guide
From a potential return of a HOF pass rusher to the reconstruction of this stinky O-Line, let’s talk 2025 chicago Bears free agency
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Knicks and Lakers Randomly Decide To Have a Classic at 1AM
From Luka and OG having a weird one-on-one battle to Jalen Brunson snapping under the weight of KAT’s nothingness, Let’s talk Knicks Lakers
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5 DK Metcalf Trade Ideas
A DK Metcalf trade is imminent. Let’s look around the NFL and see which 5 teams would benefit most from acquiring the 2-time Pro Bowler.
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7 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2025 Oscars
From Zoe Saldana weeping to Conan O’Brien avoiding a Will Smith beat down, let’s talk 2025 Oscars baybeeeeeee.
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The Stress of Landry Shamet Minutes
Landry Shamet is the last man off the New York Knicks bench and the most fascinating player on the team. Every night is a tryout to stay in the NBA.
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Lester Lee’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2025 Review
From Jade Cargill sending a girl to the ICU to John Cena selling his soul to The Rock, let’s talk WWE Elimination Chamber 2025
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The Lakers Are Running Luka Doncic Through The Lame Machine
Luka Doncic is about to go through Boot Camp, returning from summer vacation with an entirely different personality. Swag confiscated.
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I Cannot Stop Watching This Asian Girl Saying The N-Word Live On Her Twitch Stream
Twitch Streamer, Extra Emily, said the n-word live on camera so casually that you know the word is part of her regular vocabulary.
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We Don’t Give Alex Rodriguez Enough Credit For Breaking The Yankees No-Beard Policy First
The Yankees have officially ended their antiquated no-beard policy but let’s give a round of applause to Alex Rodriguez for always keeping a beard.
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Woke Killed Hooters
After all these years, Hooters may be finally shutting its doors as they’ve filed for bankruptcy thanks to the woke mind virus.
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What Do You Do When You Find Out Steve Smith Is Rearranging Your Wife’s IUD?
So you open your wife’s phone and see she’s texting NFL All-Pro receiver, Steve Smith, about wanting to gag on it. What do you do next?
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Anthony Edwards Needs To Learn When It’s Time To Make A Phone Call
Every 6 months we are forced against our will to read psychotic Anthony Edwards abortion texts because he simply won’t make a phone call.
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It Is Sooooo Funny That Logan Paul Thinks He’s Banned From Egypt
Logan Paul got some bad news today: He is banned from Egypt. Or at least, that’s what Mr. Beast told him…..lol
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Matt Gaetz Should Challenge Alan Ritchson To A Fight
A new “celebrity” beef between Matt Gaetz and Alan Ritchson is brewing. The man who pays children for sex and that guy from that thing.
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Predicting All 32 Starting Quarterbacks For the 2025 NFL Season
Let’s predict who will be every team’s starting QB for the 2025 NFL Season before players start changing cities.
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The Truly Awful Part About Lavar Ball Losing His Foot That No One’s Talking About
Lavar Ball seems to be in good spirits after his foot amputation but it’s all about to go downhill once his caretaker arrives…
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We Cannot Allow Tom Hanks To Portray MAGA Voters As Racists
SNL aired a Tom Hanks MAGA sketch that disrespected and demeaned Trump voters, the least racist people on God’s white, I mean green Earth
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The Truth Lies Within Your Vacuum Cleaner Bags
I have discovered a new way to unlock full human potential. All of humanities mysteries can be answered inside of your vacuum cleaner bags
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We Need To Start a GoFundMe For The Chicago Cubs
If you’re a true Chicago Cubs fan then you’d understand that even though your team makes the most money in MLB, the owner just can’t afford players.
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Richie Incognito Is Still An Asshole
Richie Incognito bullied Jonathan Martin out of the NFL but don’t let Martin claiming he wasn’t actually bullied distract you from the fact that Incognito sucks
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Looks Like The Red Sox Will Be The First Team in MLB History With Two Players At Third Base
Between Rafael Devers and Alex Bregman, the Boston Red Sox now have two third baseman who expect to play third base. This should end well…
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17 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend
From Mac McClung jumping over a car to Draymond Green still looking for the guy who did this, let’s talk about 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend
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Lester Lee’s AEW Grand Slam Australia Review
From Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega looking like before and after pictures to Mercedes Mone making Harley Cameron look like Kurt Angle, let’s talk AEW Grand Slam Australia
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Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock Are Just Two Crazy Kids In Love
Love is in the air. As Valentine’s Day approaches, let us applaud Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock for putting themselves out there and succumbing to love.
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