The Yankees Were Right To Not Give Juan Soto’s Family a Suite
The difference between the Yankees and Mets is a Juan Soto suite. One team was willing to give Soto anything while the other proves how to right a team the right way.
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Trae Young’s Showboating is Bad For The NBA
A new Trae Young Knicks embarrassment happened this week as the Hawks star showed awful sportsmanship, contributing the NBA’s demise.
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The Eagles Should Cut Diva Wide Receiver AJ Brown
The Eagles are on a 50,000 game winning streak and star wide receiver, AJ Brown, is complaining about not getting the ball enough. Disgusting.
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How Can You People Celebrate The Death of a Billionaire Health Insurance CEO?
Luigi Mangione is being treated like a hero after slaying an innocent, noble health insurance CEO. America has a problem.
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Brett Favre FINALLY Apologizes For His Biggest Controversy
Brett Favre’s legacy has been shaky with some of his terrible decision-making but he just apologized for his biggest controversy.
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Planting Your Team’s Flag on Another Team’s Field Should Be Illegal
Planting your flag on another team’s field will be a felony thanks to a new Ohio sportsmanship law. As it should be.
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7 Biggest Winners and Losers of Juan Soto Signing With the New York Mets
From a New York Mets owner making it rain to a weirdo security guard costing his team, here are the biggest winners and losers of the Juan Soto signing
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$500K or Dinner With Jay-Z (The Guy Who Raped That 13-Year Old With Diddy)?
Jay-Z is an inspiration. One of the greatest musical artists of all time and a mogul who has changed the world. He also may be a predator.
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I, Too, Would Rather Die Than Coach Chris Paul
There was a Gregg Popovich stroke story that was kind of brushed under the rug but the Spurs head coach is like, on his death bed.
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Why Wasn’t Caitlin Clark in the WNBA Expansion Draft?
The WNBA just had one of the biggest nights ever. The Golden State Valkyries Expansion Draft. So why wasn’t Caitlin Clark selected??
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Spotify Wrapped Day is the Best Day of the Year
Spotfiy Wrapped is one of the most important days of the calendar. It’s when Spotify lets us take a trip inside of our own hearts.
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The Deadseriousness [Insert Name of Gambling Company Here] NFL Picks of the Week
It’s time for Deadseriousness to get some of these gambling company checks so here are some NFL picks hopefully soon-to-be sponsored.
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Mina Kimes Is a Complete Idiot For Calling The NFL Racist Over Not Hiring Eric Bieniemy
That Mina Kimes Eric Bieniemy take is aging like milk as he gets fired from yet another job proving the NFL cannot be racist.
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Luis Severino and the Athletics Have Agreed To Use Each Other
Luis Severino signs a 3-year $67 million deal with a $10 million signing bonus to join an A’s team that is losing on purpose. Ok.
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Ranking Knicks Players Based On Who Is Most Likely To Blackout In Las Vegas After The NBA Cup
The New York Knicks NBA Cup victory seems inevitable so let’s talk about how these players will behave in Vegas with half a million dollars
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The Hawk Tuah Girl Should Get Life In Prison
The Hawk Tuah Girl is a thief, a liar, a rat and should be imprisoned after creating a meme coin to steal all of our money.
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The New York Yankees Should Pull Their Juan Soto Offer
Juan Soto still hasn’t decided where he wants to play baseball. The Yankees should be above this nonsense and pull their offer away.
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Aubrey Huff Totally Isn’t A Depressed Divorced Middle-Aged Loser
Aubrey Huff is a 2-time World Series champion and also one of the coolest, dopest, alpha males on the planet. Totally not a sad loser at all.
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Oh Great, Snow White Has Gone Woke in New Trailer For Live Action Remake
The new Snow White woke trailer came out as Disney infuses disgusting feminism into one of the most iconic stories of all time.
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NFL Week 13 Awards
From Josh Allen having the best year of his life to Azeez Al-Shaair sending Trevor Lawrence to his ancestors, here are the NFL Week 13 awards
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MLB’s New “Golden At-Bat” Rule Is The Final Nail in Baseball’s Coffin
Major League Baseball is flirting with a rule change that will destroy the sport for good. Boycott MLB if they even install the Golden At-Bat
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Azeez Al-Shaair Should Never Be Allowed To Play Football Ever Again
Azeez Al Shaair committed assault on national TV in front of thousands of witnesses as he beheaded Trevor Lawrence. Remove Azeez from sports.
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4 Reasons Why The NBA Cup is Ruining The League
The NBA Cup is ethically disturbing and unfair to our beloved players. Here’s why the NBA Cup is ruining both the league and all sports.
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Dexter Lawrence Should Sue The New York Giants
Dexter Lawrence must spend the rest of the NFL season at home with his arm in a sling and I think he should sue the Giants for everything.
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After Refusing To Have The President Of Ukraine on His Podcast, I’m Starting To Think Joe Rogan Might Be a Bad Guy
Wait a minute, after refusing to sit down with the President of Ukraine, I’m starting to believe Joe Rogan may be some sort of hypocrite.
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Matt Eberflus Didn’t Know How To Coach His Sensitive, Gen Z QB Caleb Williams
The Matt Eberflus Caleb Williams situation was never going to work. The Chicago Bears need a head coach who understands their delicate QB.
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What Tom Brady Said About Daniel Jones Is What Makes Him The Best Announcer in the NFL
A Tom Brady Daniel Jones takes on Thanksgiving just made me suddenly realize that Brady is the best NFL broadcaster in the game.
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Boise State Volleyball Deserves a Round of Applause For Standing Up Against Woke San Jose State
Boise State volleyball should receive a medal of freedom for standing up against the woke mind virus and forfeiting their tourny game.
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Album Review: Kendrick Lamar—GNX
Kendrick Lamar GNX is a masterpiece, the greatest rapper of all time brings us a work of art only comparable to Michelangelo’s David.
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If You Love This Country, You’ll Stop Watching Hot Ones
We were one Kamala Harris Hot Ones appearance from a completely different election outcome but Sean Evans rejected our first female president
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Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones Should Both Be The Minnesota Vikings Starting Quarterback
A Sam Darnold Daniel Jones tag team could be forming in Minnesota as the Vikings bring in Darnold’s new bash brother.
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The New York Giants Need To Bring Back Dave Gettleman
With the failures of the 2024 Giants, it looks more and more likely GM Joe Schoen will be fired. Dave Gettleman should return to save them.
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Drake is Fighting a Battle Way Bigger Than Kendrick Lamar
This is bigger than Kendrick Lamar, Drake is fighting for the rights of every working musician. Drake is our Che Guevara.
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Alec Baldwin Imitating Robert Kennedy Jr’s Voice on SNL is Shameful and Totally Unacceptable
This Alec Baldwin RFK Jr impression from the last episode of SNL took things too far and I’m ready to cancel this man. #CancelAlecBaldwin
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You Guys Owe Nick Sirianni Some Apologies
Nick Sirianni has been bashed, he’s had people call for his job, but the Eagles are 9-2 and it’s time to start apologizing to the GOAT
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Baker Mayfield Should Be Suspended For Mocking Tommy DeVito
A Baker Mayfield Tommy DeVito attack happened this weekend and the NFL needs to step in and set an example to #StopItalianHate
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