Newsmax Host Says Aaron Rodgers Tore His Achilles Because He's a Drug Addict

It’s important to find common ground with your enemies.

Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years.

Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his theory on why Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles:

Newsmax host Greg Kelly knows why Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles: Ayahuasca.

“How about going to church?… Ayahuasca tea is a crummy substitute for God.” pic.twitter.com/cXPb9oEME9

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 14, 2023

“This was going to be a disaster. He lost the eye of the tiger. A competitive quarterback can’t be all happy and goofy all the time, and something happened to this guy, and I think I know what it was: drugs!. Yeah, he got involved in psychedelics.”

Preach, Greg Kelly. Aaron Rodgers is too happy and goofy and we all know that immediately leads to injuries.

Finally, a conservative news network tells its audience the truth. Aaron Rodgers lost the ‘eye of the tiger’ to smoke ayahuasca.

Rodgers does too many hallucinogenic drugs and therefore, his achilles popped on his first drive with the New York Jets. That’s simple mathematics.

It all makes sense to me.

If Aaron Rodgers spent his Sundays at church worshipping our wonderful lord instead of running around high on crack then maybe he’d be walking without crutches right now. Where’s the lie??

Here is Rodgers’s response on Pat McAfee’s show:

Aaron Rodgers destroys Greg Kelly and Keith Olbermann on #PMSLive today 😂🤣😂🤣💪 pic.twitter.com/NqGGQ95en7

— Illadelph 80 (@Illadelph80_) September 15, 2023

Look at Aaron. Smiling. Happy. Goofy. Cloud of crack smoke lingering in the background of his drug den. This is why he’s hurt.

“Bum”- says the guy who got a season-ending injury because he tripped over the heroin syringe that slipped out of his pocket when he was being tackled.

Thank you, Greg Kelly, for telling the truth about what really happened on that fateful night. Some people were blaming the turf.

Others were blaming the way these big-ass defensive linemen drag quarterbacks from behind causing their legs to collapse under their weight.

Nope. It was the acid tabs Rodgers sprinkled on his tongue before the opening kickoff.

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