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Last year, Major League Baseball suspended Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer for 324 games for sexually assaulting a woman. He was suspended two full seasons for violating the league’s domestic violence policy.
This week, Bauer and his victim settled their case with no money being exchanged.
Trevor then posted a video explaining his innocence and how this was some money grab. I’m not putting that dweeb talking on my website so you can go find that if you need.
Now, the only people who really know what happened that night are the two people who were in the room together but Bauer not going to prison or whatever doesn’t suddenly mean he needs a statue next to the Central Park 5.
He isn’t suddenly some heroic figure or martyr. He was a bitch ass loser before he met her and he’s a bitch ass loser now.
Type Trevor Bauer’s name and you’ll see the wackest dudes on Earth all rushing to praise Bauer and attack anyone in the media who dared believe that wicked, evil, money-grabbing harlot.
Bauer has become the face of internet incels who hate women and have created countless burner accounts to get their hate off.
But he’s also become the face of conservative dorks who have manipulated their reality to believe they are some persecuted class despite the Supreme Court routinely passing down extremely conservative judgments, a Republican majority in Congress and literally every single wealthy person with power on their side.
So basically, the worst people to accidentally sit next to at a bar—who can’t wait to talk your off ear about their buddy’s kid being indoctrinated by liberal public schools because their teacher mentioned that gay people exist—are having the best week of their miserable life celebrating a complete stranger getting away with fracturing a woman’s skull and continuing to hump her as she was unconscious—which by definition, is rape.
This is the same person who, as a 27-year-old grown-ass man, spent an entire night harassing a teenage girl on Twitter because she dared tweet out “Trevor Bauer is my least favorite player”. He sent out 80 FUCKING TWEETS to a random girl.
I imagine there have been countless guys who have Tweeted out similar things about Bauer but it takes a certain type of man to only attack and obsess over one random girl. Probably the same type of guy who would beat a girl unconscious and continue having sex with her while she’s knocked out.
But you’re right. We all have bad days. Personally, when I’m having a tough time I’ll like, go nap or see if there’s a new season of Love Is Blind on Netflix but Bauer likes to unwind by terrorizing girls online. Sure.
Anyway, here are his 3 rules of dating he shared with Sports Illustrated a few years back:
When Bauer meets a potential romantic partner, he outlines for her the parameters of any possible relationship on their very first date. “I have three rules,” he says. “One: no feelings. As soon as I sense you’re developing feelings, I’m going to cut it off, because I’m not interested in a relationship and I’m emotionally unavailable. Two: no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private. Three: I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people. If you’re not O.K. with that, we won’t sleep together, and that’s perfectly fine. We can just be perfectly polite platonic friends.”
Think of all the guys you know who have dating ‘rules’ or some sort of rigid code. How many of them are kind to women?
Like seriously, how many of these types of guys consider women their equals?
These people aren’t automatically rapists but they are certainly people who wouldn’t understand that a woman can take consent away during sex if it gets more rough and physical than she originally intended, ya know, like if she ends up with black eyes, busted lips AND A CONCUSSION.
I wish I could live in the world Trevor Bauer’s fans live in but unfortunately I’m stuck here on planet Earth where multimillionaire professional athletes easily win these types of lawsuits against their (alleged *eye roll*) victims because they have astronomically more legal resources.
They walk in on the first day of trial and their lawyer daps up the judge and asks them what time they’re teeing off this weekend when the victims have lawyers with coffee-stained briefcases who have to rush to their DUI clients two rooms down in an hour.
It’s worth pointing out that at least two other women have accused Trevor Bauer of similar bullshit. One girl he met on a dating app says Bauer strangled her until she was unconscious. Then she told him to never do it again anddd he did it again.
What an interesting coincidence multiple women have accused Bauer of knocking them out and humping their corpses.
Very cool and normal and regular fetish he has.
Definitely a guy you have to spend all day defending online.
Don’t you feel nasty defending a guy whose own teammates didn’t fuck with when these stories came out? His coworkers who actually know him wanted his ass off the Dodgers.
Trevor Bauer has always been a slimey, ratfucking, moron. He could be 1000% innocent.
There could be a nationwide conspiracy to take down the guy who won a Cy Young award in a Covid year where he only started 11 games against the Tigers twice, the Royals, the Pirates twice and the Brewers twice (all of those teams finished below .500) and I still wouldn’t act as if Bauer is a victim of anything.
You will never see me on the same side as this neck-bearded, overly confident loser.
If you put a gun to my head and said “SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT TREVOR BAUER OR ILL SHOOT’ then I guess this is the last Deadseriousness article you’ll ever read. And I’m okay with that.
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