It Is So Hard To Watch Mitch McConnell Suffer This Way

Last month, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell ran out of batteries in a press conference that should’ve made everyone step back and move to replace the 81-year-old who looks like he is frequently visited by the ghosts of his dead loved ones.

This week, it happened again as an aide had to rush to McConnell’s side as he drooled on himself staring off into the distance as if he was seeing visions of the fire and brimstone he will soon spend an eternity with.

BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We’ll have the full video on @WLWT pic.twitter.com/q9ex5MHxLV

— Hannah Thomas (@HannahPThomas) August 30, 2023

These politicians are ghouls.

We have reached a point in our country where bribery is no longer a protected secret and our leaders are so clearly compromised by donors willing to throw millions at them to create legislation to legalize their wrongdoing or simply look the other way and allow their crimes to continue.

Every election cycle, these goblins beg for our votes and they pay us back by ignoring all of our problems and only getting out of bed to grab a briefcase full of their next vacation funds or stomp out a grassroots movement that could actually positively affect people’s lives.

And it’s still so hard to watch Mitch McConnell suffer this way.

Because he should be suffering FAR worse than this. Mitch McConnell should not get to age slowly and peacefully. He should be forced to face a raging bull and get gored into outer space.

McConnell slowly losing his mind is tough to watch. But McConnell getting dropped out of a helicopter into an active volcano would be must-see TV. What if we tied his arms and legs to two galloping horses racing in opposite directions until they yank his limbs off? I’m just spitballing here.

My point is, Mitch McConnell spent most of his adult life making life harder for lower-income and brown people. He should not get to peacefully die of old age. We need to bring back Shirley Jackson’s Lottery except the only name that gets drawn is McConnell’s and we all as a country get to stone him into he turns into dust.

Lester 4 President.

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