Hailey Van Lith and Angel Reese are Joining Forces to Jump Caitlin Clark

Following the end of the 2023 women’s March Madness tournament, Louisville star guard, Hailey Van Lith, quietly entered the transfer portal. Van Lith was a McDonald’s High School All-American before heading to Louisville and being vital in their recent success including a trip to the Final Four two seasons ago.

After averaging a career-high 19.7 points a game, she decided her time at Louisville was done but not without having a viral moment in the tournament. Following a 21-point performance leading to a 73-51 victory over the Texas Longhorns, Van Lith was confronted at the handshake line and some shit was talked.

I don’t know what was said here. But here is Hailey Van Lith going through the handshake line with Texas. Sonya Morris was first in line for the Longhorns to talk to Van Lith. pic.twitter.com/YqvnmwiRdn

— Tyler Greever (@Tyler_Greever) March 21, 2023

And now this asshole is officially joining Angel Reese and the LSU Tigers next season.

I don’t know what was said here. But here is Hailey Van Lith going through the handshake line with Texas. Sonya Morris was first in line for the Longhorns to talk to Van Lith. pic.twitter.com/YqvnmwiRdn

— Tyler Greever (@Tyler_Greever) March 21, 2023

LSU is now officially the biggest lightning rod in college sports. Women’s basketball has surpassed the men’s game as far as popularity as well as just overall game quality. Have you tried to watch a random men’s college game? No one knows how to shoot or dribble or pass. It’s a disgusting product.

Not only is the women’s game far more esthetically pleasing but there are far better characters like Caitlin Clark who is one of the greatest shooters in women’s history and almost singlehandedly carried Iowa to a championship. Clark beat the South Carolina Gamecocks leading up to the Finals against LSU. South Carolina was 36-0 before facing Clark. They finished 36-1.

Angel Reese became the center of attention once LSU beat Iowa for the championship and Reese was caught on camera talking shit in Clark’s face. Bots manifested themselves out of nowhere to start a random ass race war on a casual Sunday afternoon. The Barstool Sports guy called Reese a piece of shit for celebrating (?). It was the most obviously manufactured outrage I had seen in a while.

But Angel Reese now has a new running mate to help take some bullets from the press because if you thought Reese was talking too much then please stay seated watching LSU next season in case you faint watching Hailey Van Lith who talks so much shit that girls want to fight her on the fucking handshake line.

The LSU Tigers are about to become the NWO of the NCAA. All led by Kim Mulkey—the Hall of Fame head coach who wins consistently everywhere she is while wearing the loudest outfits she can find in order to distract everyone from how homophobic and conservative she is.

LSU is about to be historically unlikable. Hailey Van Lith and Angel Reese will powerbomb opponents through tables and then taunt them as they lie dying on the floor while Kim Mulkey races to the poll to get Donald Trump back in office.

And having said all that, I still have all my money (like, $6) on Caitlin Clark next year.

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