Dexter Lawrence Should Sue The New York Giants

The 2024 New York Giants were the first NFL team to be eliminated from playoff contention following their 27-20 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving afternoon in front of all our aunts and uncles.

Giants star DT, Dexter Lawrence, left that game early in the 3rd quarter with an elbow injury and unfortunately, it’s being reported today that Lawrence will miss the remainder of the season nursing a dislocated elbow.

#Giants potential defensive player of the year Dexter Lawrence, who suffered a dislocated elbow in the loss to the #Cowboys, is expected to miss the rest of the season, with Brian Daboll saying it’s “long-term.”

With 5 games to go, Lawrence has no choice but to look to 2025. pic.twitter.com/fQ68G3lZ7v

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) November 29, 2024

Dexter Lawrence is the best defense tackle in the NFL. His 44 tackles (8 for a loss), 16 QB hits and 9 sacks as an interior pass rusher made him a front runner to win the Defensive Player of the Year.

Dexter Lawrence – 96 pressures when lined up at nose tackle since 2022

The next closest player? 19 pressures pic.twitter.com/KyfaQ3mEFn

— PFF NY Giants (@PFF_Giants) November 26, 2024

And now his season is over after he got his arm snapped in a meaningless game where the Giants played their third different starting quarterback on the year and looked like one of the local high school teams from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade that stumbled onto a nationally televised game against the Dallas fucking Cowboys.

Now that Drake has filed several lawsuits against Kendrick Lamar for being mean to him and Universal Music for promoting Kendrick’s cruelty, lawsuits are suuuuuper in. They’re all the rage.

If you don’t have lawyers a phone call away, ready to jam up the local courthouse with bullshit grievances then you’re a nobody.

Dexter Lawrence is the best defender in the league and filing a lawsuit against the New York Giants for forcing him to play in a meaningless game could get Sexy Dexy into the real superstar conversation.

Suing the Giants could get Dexter Lawrence into rooms with Leonardo DiCaprio or Cher or the Hawk Tuah Girl, if he’s lucky.

Dexter Lawrence risked his life for this guy:

The Cowboys strip the ball from Drew Lock and RECOVER 🔥pic.twitter.com/y50qPFBdMd

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) November 28, 2024

Just needed 2 yards, Drew. Couldn’t do it.

This isn’t a healthy work environment for a player as talented as Lawrence.

These players lower their life expectancies for organizations that don’t care whether they live or die and in the Giants case, they don’t even care if they win or lose.

Giants owner, John Mara, has already shown he doesn’t care about us or anyone.

Anyone else remember ‘Fan Appreciation Day’ when the Giants gave out tiny, baby-sized free Pepsi at the game?

The Giants have been one of the worst-run franchises in sports for the last decade and all you get is a free Pepsi and a busted elbow.

Sue these losers.

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