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Deion Sanders Brought in Brittany Renner To Teach His Player How To Avoid Hoes

Coach Prime is preparing his team for the real world the only way he knows how: Bringing in Brittany Renner to scare them straight.

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I frequently contemplate giving up on writing. I can only write about the New York Giants losing so often until I lose it and walk directly into the Long Island Sound never to be heard from again. But Deion Sanders has given me a quick jolt of life. I found my fire again thanks to esteemed Jackson State University guest speaker: Brittany Renner.

 

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Word.

It’s tough to question Deion Sanders when the Jackson State Tigers are 10-1 this season. He’s established he knows how to motivate his team and he understands young men ages 18-22. So when he brings in a guest speaker, you have to trust that he knows what’s best for his boys.

It’s not only Deion’s job to prepare the team for gameday but he promised their parents he’d get these players ready for life. And Brittany Renner has lived a lot of lives.

But why Brittany Renner?

When it comes to women preying on young professional athletes and manipulating them in order to get a lifetime of those NFL-signed checks, it’s Brittany Renner who is most recently famous for grooming Charlotte Hornets forward,PJ Washington, while he was still a college athlete playing at Kentucky, getting pregnant and then using that child as leverage to receive portions of Washington’s Charlotte Hornet direct deposits.

On one hand, you should trust Renner when she warns players about DMing women and the types of women who only want to use them. It’s her area of expertise. She is very experienced in these streets. Her entire identity is attached to her relationships with more influential men.

I literally found out about her when she randomly popped up with Colin Kaepernick after the NFL kicked him out for kneeling. He was the most famous freedom fighter in America and Brittany Renner just manifested herself under his arm. She’s the GOAT.

But part of me is concerned she only agreed to the speaking gig in hopes of recruiting new young naive boys considering I just Googled her name and there’s a story from like 23 hours ago about her having to move in with her mom and how broke she is. It’s like a bunch of hens inviting a fox into their chicken coop so the fox can teach the hens how to protect themselves from the other foxes.

This guest spot comes a couple weeks after her appearance on whatever type of bullshit show DJ Akademiks is running. Here’s how that went…

So to recap, Brittany Renner’s last two public appearances consisted of her explaining to a group of young men how to avoid women like her and then having an internet troll tell her how much of a slut she is directly to her face as she smiles and nods along.

Congrats to her for being proud of her decisions, I suppose. Nothing wrong with humping. Maybe like, stop using men for their dollars (?) but whatever gets you more followers or something. Clout over everything.

Go Tigers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Written by thelesterlee

Creator of Deadseriousness. Diehard Knicks, Yankees and Giants fan who wants to create a sports and pop culture space that isn't the same copy and pasted AI content you see everywhere else.

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