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Only Anne Hathaway Can Save Us

Early in the 2024-25 NBA season, New York Knicks defensive stopper, OG Anunoby, ran into Anne Hathaway—an Academy Award winner and star of the 2009 hit film “Bride Wars”—who was sitting courtside at Madison Square Garden.   OG Anunoby gets some stuff on Anne Hathaway pic.twitter.com/gp6tNkiYr8 — New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) November 14, 2024 Anne […]

You Can’t Fool Max Fried

On Saturday afternoon, the New York Yankees dogwalked the last-place Colorado Rockies, winning 13-1. Aaron Judge hit a first-inning, 2-out homer, his AL-leading 18th of the year, and the game was pretty much over as soon as it started. AARON JUDGE HOME RUN NUMBER 18 pic.twitter.com/142lYcK6lu — Talkin’ Yanks (@TalkinYanks) May 24, 2025 If that […]

I Hope He Dies

Joe Biden is 9,430,104 years old, born on Pangea. His first pet was a dodo bird. After 4 years of wandering around the White House, talking to himself while his dogs were biting anyone who made eye contact with him—and then deciding to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN—despite the svelte man in the black coak holding […]

Journalism Gets It’s First Win in Decades

Journalism is dead, capitalism killed it. Profits have become priority number one over actual, real journalism—forcing many newsrooms to close down. It’s expensive to send journalists around the country for weeks to hammer out the details of stories while the financial return of that investment is no longer great enough to convince the Venture Capilists […]

Jayson Tatum’s Achilles Explodes

At the end of Game 4, with the Boston Celtics minutes away from going down 3-1 to the New York Knicks, Jaylen Brown committed a disgusting turnover, forcing Jayson Tatum to quickly change directions before crumbling to the floor with a non-contact ankle injury. Man this video of Jayson Tatum’s injury making me tear up […]

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