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Keep Don Lemon Arrested

Malcolm X. Nelson Mandela. Don Lemon. Our three greatest civil rights activists, all imprisoned by The Man at the height of their powers. One, pushed the country to pass voting rights for African Americans. The other, pushed South Africa to end its Apartheid. The last, a jaded prick, caught in the middle of a political […]

You Should Not Murder Your Parents

Look, the holidays can be bruuutal; forcing many of us into rooms with people we simply do not get along with. Financial troubles create anxieties and inadequacies, self-hate, the whole thing. No matter how upset you get over the holidays, here at Deadseriousness, I just want to make something known. And it’s a small thing, […]

2025 NYC Mayoral Showdown

This is an edition of the newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which the columnist weighs in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. Next month, NYC will have a new king of rats. Who can follow in the footsteps of the great Mike Bloomberg, one of the wealthiest […]

Top 10 Favorite Eric Adams Moments

I don’t live in NYC. Fortunately, I’m close enough to have spent the last 4 years within the news cyclone of Mayor Eric Adams—who recently announced the end of his re-election campaign. Zohran Mamdani was dominating the zeitgeist—hitting Eric Adams with body shots as Eric Adams was out late, doing body shots off Latina bartenders, […]

RIP Ya Big Headed Bitch

You never want to celebrate the loss of another human life. We only get one opportunity on this planet Earth . We are so fortunate to have our cells formed and developed into living, breathing organisms. Every life on this Earth is sacred—just as any loss of life is a tragedy. HOWEVER… OREM, Utah (AP) […]

Everyone Please Look At Nancy Mace

At this point, everyone understands that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein preferred the company of adolescents. It’s like if your best friend was a world-renowned cookie-eater. And there are tons of photos of you and your buddy surrounded by stacks of cookies. And you both own cookie factories—cookie factories that share employees back and forth. […]

Aaron Rodgers Provides Exactly What The Pittsburgh Steelers Are Looking For [Derogatory]

Hey, Aaron Rodgers is a Pittsburgh Steeler. ESPN sources: Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers was in the team’s training facility today to sign his one-year, $13.65 million contract that includes $10 million guaranteed and has a maximum value of $19.5 million. The deal includes $5.85 million worth of playtime and team performance… pic.twitter.com/a9DygTvufb — Adam Schefter […]

Jordan Ott Is The New Phoenix Suns Head Coach

Hey, the Suns have a new coach. Just In: The Phoenix Suns are hiring Cleveland Cavaliers assistant Jordan Ott as the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Ott has been an NBA assistant since 2012 and has a strong background of offensive and defensive creativity, player development and communication. pic.twitter.com/doDE6Fahdj — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) […]

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